Katsura ☂ Kotarou ❝ice packs really just don't heal all wounds❞

[itsnotzura]

[►ACTION&video post]

[the feed turns on to reveal a cheerful office, with lots of cute kitten-inspiration posters, school-related knick-knacks, and a mini-fridge]

[wait, what?]

[Into the view comes one afro-headed idiot, smiling and holding a notepad. He motions to a teenager and points him to a chair in the middle of the room.]Ahahah! Please!

Comments

[pattan]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!

[dreamandlaugh]

Ahah! Shinpachi! Have you had your checkup recently?

[pattan]

WHY THE HELL WOULD I ANSWER THAT AFTER SEEING THIS?!

[dreamandlaugh]

Maybe you have a stomach ache? Ah?

[haruno]

WHAT HE SAID!

[dreamandlaugh]

Ah? Sakura? Is it your gym period too? Do you need a checkup?

JUST GOING TO TAKE THE LOW ROAD FOR THIS JOKE

[pattan]

DON'T ASK HER THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!

THAT'S PERSONAL!!!

YOU WOULD

[dreamandlaugh]

Then why are you commenting?

[chatwithdeath]

... Well, that's one way to get kids back to class.

[But really, she's a little... insulted? Maybe.]

[itsnotzura]

We strive for 100% attendance at the S.S. Thor Non-Specific Universe School!

[chatwithdeath]

Good to know.

[What sarcasm?]

[itsnotzura]

[I don't know! I'm immune!]

It is nice to meet someone similarly concerned for the students.

[umbrelladouche]

Great Backfat Pus Mountain? That's a little gross.

[but i lol'd. watching people pick on losers is funny ok 8|]

[itsnotzura]

Puberty is an unfathomable beast.

[umbrelladouche]

Huh, I never had acne problems.

[itsnotzura]

That is probably why your eyes became shaped like that.

[oedipusthis]

Oi, I'm glad Naruto lives with a doctor!

[itsnotzura]

He has never needed much medical assistance. Ah, besides the time he recieved a bad burn...

[oedipusthis]

Bad burn? How'd that happen?

[itsnotzura]

I believe he lit his pants on fire.