Katsura ☂ Kotarou ❝ice packs really just don't heal all wounds❞

[itsnotzura]

[►ACTION&video post]

[the feed turns on to reveal a cheerful office, with lots of cute kitten-inspiration posters, school-related knick-knacks, and a mini-fridge]

[wait, what?]

[Into the view comes one afro-headed idiot, smiling and holding a notepad. He motions to a teenager and points him to a chair in the middle of the room.]Ahahah! Please!

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[pattan]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!

[dreamandlaugh]

Ahah! Shinpachi! Have you had your checkup recently?

[pattan]

WHY THE HELL WOULD I ANSWER THAT AFTER SEEING THIS?!

[dreamandlaugh]

Maybe you have a stomach ache? Ah?

[pattan]

MAYBE YOU NEED BRAIN SURGERY!

[dreamandlaugh]

Ahahah! So that science can study my brain? I admit, it's interesting!

[pattan]

So that science can give you one.

[itsnotzura]

I was going to ask Santa for him.

[pattan]

This is an even more effective plan.

[dreamandlaugh]

I wonder if I'm on the naughty list?

[itsnotzura]

-- I had not thought of that.

We will have to do an entire morality overhaul.

Nurse, bring me a clamp.

[pattan]

...

[itsnotzura]

Unless you believe there is a way around that fat man's bureaucracy...

[dreamandlaugh]

Those weren't included in the school's budget.

[itsnotzura]

Aa? I just saw them this morning. With "I have a headache during Algebra II."

[itsnotzura]

Protecting truth, justice, and the integrity of the Health Services Office!