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[The furiously indignant female voice of a newcomer explodes onto the feed: might wanna cover your ears.] Don't panic? DON'T PANIC?!? So even their books dare to order me around, now, do they?! And after shuffling me about like a mere commoner! Ha! I won't stand for it! Insolent mortals why I oughta-
[The voice cuts itself off and there's silence for a very long moment before whoever it is continues- but even though it's unmistakably the same voice, her tone is vastly different then before. No longer harsh and angry, it was now light-hearted and polite, with a somewhat refined air to it. What an odd mood swing...] Not that I would ever panic over something like this, of course. Ahaha...ha. [A small cough.] I do believe it's recording.
[Quick and barely audible in the background, in the rougher tone from before:] Wait, it's wha-
[Curtly:] That being said. If someone could assist me, I would very much appreciate it. Despite how helpful the creatures at the front desk were, I still find myself with many questions. As easy as it is for me to believe humans have finally all blown themselves to smithereens...
[There's a sudden sniffle and the voice gains a whiny edge, as though the speaker was about to burst into tears at any moment. If it wasn't before, it's now obvious the voice belongs to a very young girl. But it's so at odds with her previous attitude, it's like she's a different person...] I-it just can't be true, can it? That would mean everybody...everybody is gone- but who cares about that?
[...]
I'm kidding, of course. [YOU DIDN'T SOUND LIKE YOU WERE KIDDING.] It is certainly concerning to think about. More pressing, however, is the fact that I seem to have become separated from my...father. If anyone has recently encountered a Chinese man by the name of Count...sniff, sniff... [There's that whimpery tone again.] ...C-C-Count D-Deee...
[There's a choked sob, followed immediately by an angry growl.] I SWEAR, I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HE-
Ahem! [There's a weird sound in the background, like something - or someone - being hit, before she continues. Tone is refined again, though her voice has gained a slightly strained edge. It's clear she's trying to maintain her composure...or something like that...] I sincerely apologize for such an emotional reaction. This situation is very unusual for me, you understand. Again, I wish to locate Count D as soon as possible if he is here. My thanks.
[DISCONNECTS VERY QUICKLY as the sound of a scuffle starts up.]
[The voice cuts itself off and there's silence for a very long moment before whoever it is continues- but even though it's unmistakably the same voice, her tone is vastly different then before. No longer harsh and angry, it was now light-hearted and polite, with a somewhat refined air to it. What an odd mood swing...] Not that I would ever panic over something like this, of course. Ahaha...ha. [A small cough.] I do believe it's recording.
[Quick and barely audible in the background, in the rougher tone from before:] Wait, it's wha-
[Curtly:] That being said. If someone could assist me, I would very much appreciate it. Despite how helpful the creatures at the front desk were, I still find myself with many questions. As easy as it is for me to believe humans have finally all blown themselves to smithereens...
[There's a sudden sniffle and the voice gains a whiny edge, as though the speaker was about to burst into tears at any moment. If it wasn't before, it's now obvious the voice belongs to a very young girl. But it's so at odds with her previous attitude, it's like she's a different person...] I-it just can't be true, can it? That would mean everybody...everybody is gone- but who cares about that?
[...]
I'm kidding, of course. [YOU DIDN'T SOUND LIKE YOU WERE KIDDING.] It is certainly concerning to think about. More pressing, however, is the fact that I seem to have become separated from my...father. If anyone has recently encountered a Chinese man by the name of Count...sniff, sniff... [There's that whimpery tone again.] ...C-C-Count D-Deee...
[There's a choked sob, followed immediately by an angry growl.] I SWEAR, I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HE-
Ahem! [There's a weird sound in the background, like something - or someone - being hit, before she continues. Tone is refined again, though her voice has gained a slightly strained edge. It's clear she's trying to maintain her composure...or something like that...] I sincerely apologize for such an emotional reaction. This situation is very unusual for me, you understand. Again, I wish to locate Count D as soon as possible if he is here. My thanks.
[DISCONNECTS VERY QUICKLY as the sound of a scuffle starts up.]