Are you ready to rumble? [Video]

Oct 03, 2010 21:04

[Ongoing TV and network broadcast from Battle Monsters Fight Ring©. Ran Fan is sitting behind a desk, wearing an earpiece and speaking into a microphone.]

And the trainers are moving into the ring for the next match..... In the Blue Corner, we have: Beans! And in the Red Corner, Ruririn!

They are taking their places now. What kind of names are these? Are they serious? Ah, the battle begins. Beans sends out Slime and HealSlime. And Ruririn is tossing out Jiggles-- Jigglypuff? And Edward Elric!

Ah, no, it is not Edward Elric. It is "Pikachu. A stubborn rat which makes electricity."This sounds enough like Edward Elric to me.

And Jigglypuff uses a slap attack on Slime! That tiny pink thing has guts, I approve! Slime bounces in place and looks foolish. I think he is drooling. What are you doing, Slime? A waste of time.

Now the Pikachu is charging energy. Hmmm, I am wondering what this could mean..... HealSlime casts HEAL. [~dunununuNANA~ FLASH!] Slime's wounds have been healed. How useful.

I am told that Ruririn has named her Jigglespuff "Puffy-chan." How can a warrior fight with such a name, I do not know.

Silly name or no, Jigglypuff is doing a curious dance. It appears that the defense points of Slime and HealSlime have dropped. And Slime bounces to attack-- YES! A fierce blow!!!! Pikachu has been slimed. This looks quite sticky. Can you see, audience? It is like a blueish mucus. I am sure it does not smell pleasant. Pikachu is looking upset.

HealSlime casts HEAL. [~dunununuNANA~ FLASH!]   HealSlime's wounds are healed. But, HealSlime did not have any wounds! A waste of a turn, you foolish jellyfish. You should attack while you can!

Jigglypuff is using SING. Oh dear. This sickeningly cute song appears to be having an effect on Slime and HealSlime... they are getting sleepy. Ah, they have fallen asleep due to this song! And now Ruririn's Pikachu quickly jumps on Slime. It appears to be payback time. Ooh. Ooh. OUCH! That must sting.

Jigglerpuff uses a slapping move of some kind. Now Pikachu is attacking again. Slime and HealSlime will not wake up. They are looking shameful. This is turn after turn of heavy hits-- Slime is in trouble... this would be a good time to do HEAL!!! Ah. Slime has fainted.

Beans looks very upset in that Blue Corner..... Aha! HealSlime has awakened! HealSlime runs away. [sound of running steps.]

Where did that running sound come from? HealSlime has no feet, it is a floating jellyfish. I do not understand this silliness.

A mysterious battle, viewers! Ruririn is our winner here at BATTLE MONSTERS FIGHT RING©!

Be sure you bring your monsters down and sign up for a True Battle of Love and Enjoy! "The Burning Heart of Fight Does Not Waver!"©

ran fan

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