[The guide gets a screenful of little grinning fangs before the user sees that it's on and pulls it back for a better look. Honlon is marching down the hall with her new room assignment in hand and a smug look on her face.]

Hahaha! This is more like it! I did their stupid jobs and followed their stupid rules and got them to move me to more ( Read more... )

So. It seems as though everyone has been talking about Christmas lately.

EVERYONE.

Really, don't you people get sick of blabbing about the same thing? There are many other holidays that don't get celebrated around here, but all you care about are your foolish commercial traditions! What are you, Americans? The 25th has a much more important ( Read more... )

That thing everyone is talking about...the ball? That's like a big party, right? I've never been to something like that before...um, can anyone go?

[The furiously indignant female voice of a newcomer explodes onto the feed: might wanna cover your ears.] Don't panic? DON'T PANIC?!? So even their books dare to order me around, now, do they?! And after shuffling me about like a mere commoner! Ha! I won't stand for it! Insolent mortals why I oughta-

[The voice cuts itself off and there's silence ( Read more... )