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So. It seems as though everyone has been talking about Christmas lately.
EVERYONE.
Really, don't you people get sick of blabbing about the same thing? There are many other holidays that don't get celebrated around here, but all you care about are your foolish commercial traditions! What are you, Americans? The 25th has a much more important significance than that!
[What's this? Are we about to recieve a lecture full of rightous fury concerning policital correctness?
...nnnnnot so much.
The young girl strikes a pose.]
The 25th is my birthday!
[Because clearly her birthday is more important than Christmas. Yeeeeeah.]
Hmph. However, I suppose I shall forgive you all for not knowing. Tributes Presents will be accepted from now until the day of. And after too, if you want. I expect you can figure out what sort of gift is acceptable. [Hint: if it's cheap it's not acceptable.]
EVERYONE.
Really, don't you people get sick of blabbing about the same thing? There are many other holidays that don't get celebrated around here, but all you care about are your foolish commercial traditions! What are you, Americans? The 25th has a much more important significance than that!
[What's this? Are we about to recieve a lecture full of rightous fury concerning policital correctness?
...nnnnnot so much.
The young girl strikes a pose.]
The 25th is my birthday!
[Because clearly her birthday is more important than Christmas. Yeeeeeah.]
Hmph. However, I suppose I shall forgive you all for not knowing. Tributes Presents will be accepted from now until the day of. And after too, if you want. I expect you can figure out what sort of gift is acceptable. [Hint: if it's cheap it's not acceptable.]