Comments | gangstermoll: Molly Pitcher resists imperial demands.

gangstermoll

Molly Pitcher resists imperial demands.

Mar 10, 2008 11:05

Hey, so, note in case I somehow get hit on the head and forget: don't play poker with FBI BAU cocksu squatters.

Don't do anything with FBI guys. Including piss on them if they're on fire.

And ladies, if you're dating one? Dump him. They're smug as shit, and they'll get off telling you you're doing it wrong.

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bibbetyboo March 10 2008, 17:56:19 UTC

Y'know, when someone says 'don't do X' overwhelming urges to do exactly that are kind of normal.

gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:17:08 UTC

You have an urge to play poker with the Bureau's Behavioral Analysis Unit? You deserve what's coming to you.

bibbetyboo March 10 2008, 20:20:22 UTC

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gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:40:54 UTC

Guess so.

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hatesbears March 10 2008, 17:59:10 UTC

Why you steal their wallets when they've gone to the bathroom, Krupke.

gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:19:22 UTC

They're the FBI, they'd fucking disappear me.

hatesbears March 10 2008, 20:26:36 UTC

Gay's a lawyer, Jess a single mom, and I've got the best fucking legs this side of the Hudson. We're fucking Erin Brockovich combined. We'll fight the man/get you out of Serbia/right wrong etc. etc.

gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:39:41 UTC

And what'll you do for the chemical amnesia?

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bramblesgaveway March 10 2008, 18:02:23 UTC

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hatesbears March 10 2008, 18:40:03 UTC

Gee, Officer Fudgeke, you're down on your knees? But no one wants an agent with a veneral disease?

gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:17:33 UTC

And nobody likes a rhyming stripper.

hatesbears March 10 2008, 20:21:08 UTC

Only when the fucking words cock and block get strung together.

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sellseashelley March 10 2008, 20:21:20 UTC

I would say something smartass like "Do it right so they can't tell you it's wrong," but you got it 100%.

gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:36:02 UTC

I like how they sit on my desk and get all weirdly lilty, like they're talking to a third grader. Dude, and two of them wore sunglasses inside. Yeah man, you're fucking hardcore, good job.

sellseashelley March 10 2008, 20:45:20 UTC

God, I know. NYPD is more than just hall monitor for grown ups.

The guys from CASMIRC are great, at least.

gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:47:57 UTC

Don't see them very often, unless they're who Teddy Calieri's working for now.

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goodhunting March 10 2008, 20:28:59 UTC

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gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:46:30 UTC

Hey, hey, it's their own fault if they're so convinced of their hotness that they start to combust.

goodhunting March 10 2008, 20:50:18 UTC

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gangstermoll March 10 2008, 20:53:12 UTC

I'd do well in the FBI?

You wound me.

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