Molly Pitcher resists imperial demands.

[gangstermoll]

Hey, so, note in case I somehow get hit on the head and forget: don't play poker with FBI BAU cocksu squatters.

Don't do anything with FBI guys. Including piss on them if they're on fire.

And ladies, if you're dating one? Dump him. They're smug as shit, and they'll get off telling you you're doing it wrong.

Comments

[hatesbears]

Why you steal their wallets when they've gone to the bathroom, Krupke.

[gangstermoll]

They're the FBI, they'd fucking disappear me.

[hatesbears]

Gay's a lawyer, Jess a single mom, and I've got the best fucking legs this side of the Hudson. We're fucking Erin Brockovich combined. We'll fight the man/get you out of Serbia/right wrong etc. etc.

[gangstermoll]

And what'll you do for the chemical amnesia?

[hatesbears]

Herbally, long term? Bacopa scrophulariaceae, rosemary.

Short term, I'd just fucking expect you to remember my rack. It'd all rush past after that.