Molly Pitcher resists imperial demands.

[gangstermoll]

Hey, so, note in case I somehow get hit on the head and forget: don't play poker with FBI BAU cocksu squatters.

Don't do anything with FBI guys. Including piss on them if they're on fire.

And ladies, if you're dating one? Dump him. They're smug as shit, and they'll get off telling you you're doing it wrong.

Comments

[bramblesgaveway]

Dating FBI guys. Know from experience, Mike?

[hatesbears]

Gee, Officer Fudgeke, you're down on your knees? But no one wants an agent with a veneral disease?

[gangstermoll]

And nobody likes a rhyming stripper.

[hatesbears]

Only when the fucking words cock and block get strung together.

[gangstermoll]

Want me to scout out white knight types, Jess?

[bramblesgaveway]

Think I got that one covered.

[gangstermoll]

Can't hurt to keep a weather eye for more.