It's nearly my birthday. Have you bought me enough presents yet davefish?

I have been watching the US elections with interest. Now I'm not living over there, I have to assert my authority through rigging the elections from afar. Now I have some new ideas for the next UK elections. Make sure to vote for the "Vote Dog" candidate. Not that your vote matters, we'll win anyway ( Read more... )

Apparently my LJ was the top google hit for "Vote Dog" over the last few days. Well, duh. So those pesky humans who keep hanging around my house told me I should update this. But I do what I want. Because

I RULE.
So there.

G. Dog.

P.S. davefish where's my private jet?

Rudolph and davefish have ganged up together and got loads of the creatures watching Glee. This is terrible. It's worse than that Sabrina crap keris made me watch.

keris also told me I hadn't updated for too long. I was busy and you were boring. Entertain me, minions.

Your ruler,
G. Dog.

keris seems rather busy at the moment, planning my election party (combined with the wedding). But she wasn't too busy to buy me chocolate. This is a very good thing. You should all buy me chocolate. Now I'm going to claim some more of the house eggs and have a party.

Vote Dog. I know where you live.

In case you weren't aware of my status, here is the nicely written label on one of my presents.


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Dear minions,

It's my birthday tomorrow. I have some presents, this is a start.

Happy Christmas to all my fans.

Your ruler,
G. Dog.

keris pointed out to me that it's nearly my 30th birthday. As if I didn't already know. I expect many more presents this year and it'll also be Christmas at the same time.

Wishlist
1. Complete and total world domination.
2. keris to stop coughing, it's very annoying, especially when she insists on coming to sleep in my room and getting in the way of the ( Read more... )

keris has recently been referring to me as Nurse Dog. This is obviously unacceptable for someone of my status. I might have to kick her (and charge her a tenner for the privilege). She should also buy me a limo.

In these times of economic downturn, Christmas may be a more somber occasion for some families ( Read more... )