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[g_dog]

I have been watching the US elections with interest. Now I'm not living over there, I have to assert my authority through rigging the elections from afar. Now I have some new ideas for the next UK elections. Make sure to vote for the "Vote Dog" candidate. Not that your vote matters, we'll win anyway.

Now bring me chocolate, and gin, I'll need it after I deal with keris for filling the house with rubbish, and making me watch crap telly.

Your ruler,
G. Dog.