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Guess where I am?
Clue:
In the mind of a fool, hope springs eternal... and no greater fool than I. But in this house of wisdom, who is more fool, the fool or the fool who follows him>
Answer. I am taking a tour of the UWM campus. I might be going here (part time) quite soon.
I need to get a degree, or soemthing. -
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Hey, Everybody!
I had an appointment at my physician today, and I got something really cool!
I got a referral for an ultrasound to be done on my liver!
YAY!
Exercise, Cooking, Shopping; when did living healthy become a full-time job? -
Blurry Eyes Half Bent, and I Can't Take You Sober
I'm really looking for the kind of woman who looks great in vinyl pants, but requires me to be half-drunk to tolerate. We will curse our weakness, and inebriate ourselves against the tedium of proximity. I will use any excuse to flee sobriety. Ireland’s GDP will be paid by me alone. I expect that we will, together, support a small microbrew. My ( Read more... ) -
Just saying.
My dream girl don't exist,
and at the age of five she slit her wrists.
She didn't know that I'd be hanging around.
So one day she took a stroll to town,
and walked in front of a greyhound bound
for New York central state.
Word -
It's a start, anyway.
I have always wanted to have a witty/humorous conversation that involved an educated thread. The kind that
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The more things change...
I have dark circles around the irises of my eyes. They look blue. Anyone know what that means (superstition, medical, or scientific-wise)
Also, Ich bin AffeGott, acht orangen halten.
If you can translate that (it's idiomatic), you know too much. Keep your brain safe. Uncle Yu is around.
Say Hi, peeps -
Girls are crying and boys are masturbating
So have a crush on Amanda.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awnjw36mNEs
They aren't coming near the Midwest anytime soon.
The midwest blows. -
Hello!
Things go adequately. i worry that i am having multiple tiny strokes. I can no longer do math in my head. I suppose we can chalk that up to "use it, or lose it." Anywho- The library closes as I type, so I must leave immediately.
Life is not teh suck. -
A note to everyone.
When getting a call from a Telemarketer or a Telesurveyor, please do one of the following ( Read more... )