Blurry Eyes Half Bent, and I Can't Take You Sober

[fwibos]

I'm really looking for the kind of woman who looks great in vinyl pants, but requires me to be half-drunk to tolerate. We will curse our weakness, and inebriate ourselves against the tedium of proximity. I will use any excuse to flee sobriety. Ireland’s GDP will be paid by me alone. I expect that we will, together, support a small microbrew. My

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[forcedcreation]

lol, sounds like love to me!

[fwibos]

Well, i figured for too long I was looking for the ideal. Now I just want sex.