Voicemail

[futuresmuggler]

"This is Mirax. Obviously I'm not here, so if you leave a message I may think about getting back to you. It helps if you say something interesting."

Comments

[iguessiamaclone]

"Hello, Mirax? This is Ben Reilly from Things Reborn. I'm going to count the day a couple weeks ago when you were here during my shift as your interview, so I'm calling to tell you that the job is yours if you want it. If you do, can you start on Monday? Sorry for the short notice there."

[glacial_witch]

Yeah, Karla was completely comfortable calling perfect strangers. Sure.

"Uh, hi, Mirax? This is Karla. You don't know me, at all, but I'm friends with Ben and Tahiri. Anyway, I was calling to let you know that I'm throwing Tahiri a kind of dinner party to celebrate her becoming a Knight and getting through, uhh, everything recently." Karla was deliberately vague on the 'everything.'

"It's this Friday evening at handwavy time. Up on the sixth floor. Oh, and completely NOT FANCY. There won't be sixteen forks or anything. Eew. Just some of Tahiri's friends having dinner. And ice cream. Of course. Uhh, thanks. Bye."

[weetuskenraider]

[[From here, in a continuing trend of I HAD TO.]]

"Okay, really, I'm trying to be okay with this whole you-dating-other-people thing, but it would really help with that if you didn't give me any details about what you do with your tongue. I don't need to know. Ever."

[futuresmuggler]

[ Goes here, keeping it in the GFFA family!]

Crazy Phone Day

[redandblueblur]

[From here.]

"I...don't know why you want to spank me, but that's completely uncool. Do the world a favor and never have children."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[futuresmuggler]

[ Tah dah!]

[chic_harper]

[From here]

"Blood? Ew! DO NOT WANT! Goodbye!" *click*