Voicemail

[futuresmuggler]

"This is Mirax. Obviously I'm not here, so if you leave a message I may think about getting back to you. It helps if you say something interesting."

Comments

[sith_happened]

[ lalala...]

"I am begging you. Stop calling. I'm not calling you, I have no interest in your tongue, and the phones have either gone hinky again or you've got into a stash of spice. Either way, stop it."

This would only be sage advice if it went to the right person...

[onlysmokesnics]

[ from here]

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not bleedin'. You sound extra worried. Definitely not that time, you know? The concern is touchin', though."

[chic_harper]

"Hi Mirax! It's Harper. I just wanted to thank you for doing such an awesome job cleaning up the store after the gremlins trashed it. You'll be getting a raise on your next paycheck, plus I'm throwing in an extra 2 week's salary as a bonus."