It really feels like people are maturing backwards ( Read more... )

I am tripping right the fuck out on acid right now. LJ seems like my dirty little high school secret, so I figured this would be the place I'd share.

(Fuck, LJ got complicated.)

For future reference, Mikey, this is what your past self has decided. Feel free to consult it anytime you feel lost ( Read more... )

I'm the only person I know who could be so good at sex that it pisses the other person off.

Sometimes the problems I have just seem fucking ridiculous.

For the first time in almost a year, things feel like they're going pretty damn well ( Read more... )

I'm not even close to redemption.

If only life was like the comics!

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1481

It seems like every day I wake up with a sigh.

It goes away by mid-afternoon, but I know it'll be back tomorrow.

At the end of the day, I'm still the same ol' Mikey. But every morning I have no idea who I am.

I feel disgustingly violated. I sleep with my phone near my pillow, so I can use its alarm feature...And when I woke up just now, it was gone ( Read more... )

So the past couple entries have been abnormally...heavy. My bad. Hopefully, this will make up for that:


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