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Shocking development
So. Avatar: The Suddenly White Airbender sucks trucker dick in addition to being appallingly racist. Good game, Shyamalan.
...I still kinda want to see it though, if only to view the carnage and maybe play some sort of drinking game with it? -
no one likes a nihilist
3-year-old girl cries because she just loves Justin Bieber so much, and she knows he loves her back.
This is hilarious and adorable and tragic, all at once. -
HEAT: IT KEEPS YOU WARM PT 2
*ALLISON used THREATEN TO WITHHOLD RENT
*It's super effective!
*enemy LANDLORD has called the repairman -
I cannot speak my own native language
Me: I was sufficiently, what's the thing, the thing that's like "emasculated" but you're already a girl?
Aaron: ...Humiliated?
Me: Yeah! That's the one! Humiliated! -
titties are like wild fucking animals, man
Lady Gaga makes me understand why old people would still adore goddamn Michael Jackson or Madonna no matter how creepy/lame/out-of-touch they became. They would just be like, "Yeah, but Thriller was so great!" and then I would roll my eyes. But I think I get it now ( Read more... ) -
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It needs to stop being April Fools Day already. It's really stressful to have a day where you have cautiously check everything on the goddamn internet to make sure normally trustworthy people aren't trying to make you look like an idiot. -
form a line
I vote that we need a new word for the color "periwinkle" that doesn't sound completely retarded. -
storytime with auntie allison
Y'know, I used to hate on rich people all the time, but now that I spend 8 hrs a day pandering to them, this has changed. All that rage has been taken over by complete bafflement. Where do these people who will pay me $6 for a cup of coffee even come from? Where do they get all this fucking money? How can they justify their continued existence when ( Read more... ) -
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Overheard at the tourist trap pier I work on ( Read more... )