Mar 21, 2010 22:21
Overheard at the tourist trap pier I work on:
"Wow Mom! These are the best chili cheese fries ever!"
Things wrong with this statement:
1. "Chili cheese fries" exist
2. They sell chili cheese fries where I work
3. A child is eating this
4. with apparent approval of his mother
5. Who has bought them for him before
6. often enough that he can tell "good" from "bad" chili cheese fries
7. Said child believes in a such thing as "good" chili cheese fries
God bless America
working on the railroad