fuck. sometimes the things you've (as in i've/many people've) said, when they come back at you, sound worse and worse, almost till you regret saying them and regard them as only half-truths. i hope you still tend to take things not so seriously. or at least with your signature style of logic.
i still like you. as a person. i say so often. then i call you things like asswipe and pieceofshitexboyfriend. but such is life and such are people. we're all two-faces, especially when we get to know eachother really well.
happy birthday though, im making it a point not to call you/buy you anything, cos i know you hate it. but it would be fun, just to be a jerk, to make a big HAPPY ROMAN DAY WOOOOOO 23RD BIRTHDAY banner and put it somewhere where everyone can see.
this ad, i thought it was more or less amusing to myself to juxtapose truths with unrelated truths and ultimately create what is for the most part a half lie - exagerrated truth. and you can call me what you like, i would. i do. i mean.
and ive changed, i take everything really seriously, like life or death serious. meet the new me, okay im lying.
if you cant keep track, why bother?. losing track would be indicative that you dont care. and if you dont care, again, why bother. and im sure youll take more offense to this than i intend, as i intend none. but there it is.
that's one hotass personal ad. i'd jump your bones and pee in your butt. i looked at my phone last night and it said 12:00 and i was going to call you and say happy 23 but then didn't.
dear josh. please pee in my butt then jump my bones. if you go the other way around youll fuck up the order of the world and all will be lost.
i stole shirts for you today, and then karma turned promptly around about ten minutes later and kicked me in the ass. i would have much preferred pee in the ass but hey, you cant be demanding of karma, right. i will explain in person so that i can demonstrate... the karma thing not peeing in the ass.
you're old. and also i noticed that our user info is somewhat similar with the whole "boney king of nowhere" thing but i think it might suit you better, what with being a boy and whatnot.
you know i think i saw you at new sagaya... but josh and i couldnt agree on whether or not it was you and i figured after the fact if it was you, we were being uproarious enough that surely youd have taken note and said hello... or maybe you would have pretended not to know the idiots at the register and gone about your business. in any event, the end.
oh but you didn't see me because i wasn't there. at least not for a few weeks. and when i was there i was with a gaggle of people you knew so i don't see why you boys would be straining to see if it was me when there were other cooler people to strain your necks and voices i guess. i wonder who this girl is....
clearly i meant march. and also, while i am back, it's neat that you turned 23 on the 23rd, same year and month that i turned 21 on the 21st. neeeeeeeeat o.
supposedly this will be the biggest year of my life, ill see what i can do to really create an uproar and go down in the history books. fondly of course, fondly.
honestly?, i know. i enjoy being so honest its almost dishonest. and thanks, happy birthday to you too, though its now april first i think and not your birthday but pretend im saying this a few weeks ago when it WAS your birthday.
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i still like you. as a person. i say so often.
then i call you things like asswipe and pieceofshitexboyfriend.
but such is life and such are people.
we're all two-faces, especially when we get to know eachother really well.
happy birthday though, im making it a point not to call you/buy you anything, cos i know you hate it. but it would be fun, just to be a jerk, to make a big HAPPY ROMAN DAY WOOOOOO 23RD BIRTHDAY banner and put it somewhere where everyone can see.
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this ad, i thought it was more or less amusing to myself to juxtapose truths with unrelated truths and ultimately create what is for the most part a half lie - exagerrated truth.
and you can call me what you like, i would.
i do. i mean.
and ive changed, i take everything really seriously, like life or death serious. meet the new me, okay im lying.
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yes or no? i can't keep track of it all.
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and im sure youll take more offense to this than i intend, as i intend none. but there it is.
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i looked at my phone last night and it said 12:00 and i was going to call you and say happy 23 but then didn't.
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i stole shirts for you today, and then karma turned promptly around about ten minutes later and kicked me in the ass. i would have much preferred pee in the ass but hey, you cant be demanding of karma, right. i will explain in person so that i can demonstrate...
the karma thing not peeing in the ass.
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and also i noticed that our user info is somewhat similar with the whole "boney king of nowhere" thing but i think it might suit you better, what with being a boy and whatnot.
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at least not for a few weeks.
and when i was there i was with a gaggle of people you knew so i don't see why you boys would be straining to see if it was me when there were other cooler people to strain your necks and voices i guess.
i wonder who this girl is....
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happy birthday romanov.
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supposedly this will be the biggest year of my life, ill see what i can do to really create an uproar and go down in the history books. fondly of course, fondly.
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(oh, and you're not that bad.)
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and thanks, happy birthday to you too, though its now april first i think and not your birthday but pretend im saying this a few weeks ago when it WAS your birthday.
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