thinking of personal ads
let me introduce myself.
i am roman, i think i turn(ed) 23 today. if i seem interesting let me assure you i am not, i will fall short of every expectation you hold for me and i will lie. i will lie to you and youll never know otherwise. and then whats going to happen is i will probably break your heart. or steal something really important to you. i smoke and probably have really bad breath and yellow fingers and probably soon my teeth are gonna fall out. most likely i will not find you daringly original or chillingly honest, quite frankly im already bored of you. mostly when im with you i want to be alone, so dont bother, i hardly do. when i leave ill leave you with one of two things, a drug habit or a piece of furniture. neither will come in handy later so you should really make sure its worth it to you now. you will always be second best and youll be lucky to get that far. i will find you easily replaceable and will have probably found a replacement for you even before i met you. probably you will regret getting to know me, i know i do.
i am roman, i think i turn(ed) 23 today. if i seem interesting let me assure you i am not, i will fall short of every expectation you hold for me and i will lie. i will lie to you and youll never know otherwise. and then whats going to happen is i will probably break your heart. or steal something really important to you. i smoke and probably have really bad breath and yellow fingers and probably soon my teeth are gonna fall out. most likely i will not find you daringly original or chillingly honest, quite frankly im already bored of you. mostly when im with you i want to be alone, so dont bother, i hardly do. when i leave ill leave you with one of two things, a drug habit or a piece of furniture. neither will come in handy later so you should really make sure its worth it to you now. you will always be second best and youll be lucky to get that far. i will find you easily replaceable and will have probably found a replacement for you even before i met you. probably you will regret getting to know me, i know i do.