"My penis knows karate It's name is Cock Norris"

I love you soo much

that everything is a dream and you're gonna die angry and alone ??

"If I were God I think my first act of godliness would be to change the name of "Eyebrows" to "Eye mustaches""

"In Post Apocalyptic America Peeing in the dark will be the only true sport left"

I QUIT !!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 WE ALL LOVE YOU <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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1. Spell your first name backwards ( Read more... )

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