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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I turned nymie in for eating carbs (3 points). In November I set terriblekim's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (666 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
fubuki