When a crime breaks out all the cute girls shout, get the good lookin guy!

in 25!

The title describes my house perfectly. Sure the tree house is dim and gloomy by day, and is cold as ice by night, but not as cold as the looks i get from the room mates when i walk through the door. i absolutely cant stand it. Pretty sure they got their GED from evil eye man hater high school. living here gives me greater anxiety than this ( Read more... )

andrea skanked across the room and kicked me in my love handle?

Everything in my house smells like it came out of a cat, i can not wait to move ( Read more... )

to all my friends :

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.to bake a cake, and eat the whole thing ( Read more... )

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as we all know, my favorite holiday is just around the corner ( Read more... )

it sucks when youre half way to work and you have a panic attack so you have to pull over for 15 minutes just to catch a breath so you can call into work and tell them youre not gonna be able to make it. its not fun when you have to mentally fast forward to a better place just so youll stop crying ( Read more... )