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Mike;s playing the remastered version of Skyrim and he;s on a mission where this dude is like "oh no my wife fiona was kidnapped by bandits from our farm" and i was like haha its probably jessica lange faking her abduction to escape his shitty cat-piss KNOTTY PIIIIIIINNNNEE farm and then it turns out that is totally the ending of the story and mike ( Read more... )

Mike just described getting nerdrage over the new Sky ad that has tateinhispants as quicksilver but uses the come and get your love song from guardians and he was all OMG MARVEL AND FOX QUICKSILVERS ARE NOT THE SAME and i was like, oh, you are raging out about nerdy biz? you? i am so astonished CUE CHOKING JOFFREY MEME ( Read more... )

Catching up on American Horror Story. 1) Violet, please shut up. 2) Tate, PLEASE SHUT UP. 3) Larry, NEVER SHUT UP, kill the asshole dad and move up to a main character instead of a totally awesome recurring one. Also, I think Travis has the most hilarious reaction to becoming a ghost ever: "Man, now I'll never be famous." And crazy!Charles being ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD, THAT DAD FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS SUCH A DICK! Pregnant wife tells you she was raped? TO THE CRAZY HOUSE FOR YOU! I think the most crazy thing the wife has done during the whole show was wait eight episodes before shooting that fucking asshole ( Read more... )

Oh, also, just heard the BEST SUMMARY for America Horror Story ever: "It's like Twilight only instead of Kristen Stewart there's this fucking dick who cheats on his wife, and instead of the vampire and the werewolf there's a raging pregnant ghost and a hot maid who is sometimes an old blind maid and basically they just fight for this dick and then ( Read more... )

American Horror Story is definately improving - Zachary Quinto was awesome in the first installment of the Halloween two-parter. "Oh, but never fear, Count Chocula's here, to add some real class!" OH ZACHARY QUINTO. I wish he would narrate my whole life ( Read more... )

Oh COME ON, Dreamwidth! I've been trying to import my fucking LJ updates for two days now! Get it together, slowchops ( Read more... )

So I just watched the pilot of American Horror Story. The adverts were all like, FROM THE CREATOR OF GLEE! so I thought it would have singing ghosts and shit, but it was just some ugly ginger twins being ugly and ginger and basically it sucked. I cannot believe they picked this bullshit over Locke and Key. HOW COULD ANYONE CHOOSE UGLY GINGERS OVER ( Read more... )