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OH MY GOD, THAT DAD FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS SUCH A DICK! Pregnant wife tells you she was raped? TO THE CRAZY HOUSE FOR YOU! I think the most crazy thing the wife has done during the whole show was wait eight episodes before shooting that fucking asshole.
Oh, also I quite love the crazy pregnant mistress-ghost. It was hilarious when she told pig-foetus-devil-baby ghost-mum to stop crying because it was really annoying her.
I should never get pregnant. I totally believed Jessica Lange and Francis Conroy when they said eating raw meat-things was good for the baby. Somehow the whole mad cow thing slipped my mind. Good thing I'm not pregnant or a zombie.
Some other stuff happened, it was to do with Tate. I really cannot care about Tate. It's sad because a lot of the show is like, HERE IS TATE AND VIOLET'S BEAUTIFUL LOVE and I'm like, I don't care about either of you. Your teen angst ghost bullshit is boring. Basically all they have going for them is that neither of them is the asshole dad.
Where is the burned dude? He needs to come back. It is a sad day in American Horror Story-land when the burned dude is not around.
I am really tired today. Last night there was a stupid bluebottle in my room, flying around and buzzing and generally being a fucking retard and resisting all my attempts to either kill it or shoo it out of the door or windows. Then this morning when I woke up, the fucking thing was sitting on the window frame like, "Hey, are you gonna let me out now that I'm done keeping you up all night?" I fucking hate bugs.
Oh, also I quite love the crazy pregnant mistress-ghost. It was hilarious when she told pig-foetus-devil-baby ghost-mum to stop crying because it was really annoying her.
I should never get pregnant. I totally believed Jessica Lange and Francis Conroy when they said eating raw meat-things was good for the baby. Somehow the whole mad cow thing slipped my mind. Good thing I'm not pregnant or a zombie.
Some other stuff happened, it was to do with Tate. I really cannot care about Tate. It's sad because a lot of the show is like, HERE IS TATE AND VIOLET'S BEAUTIFUL LOVE and I'm like, I don't care about either of you. Your teen angst ghost bullshit is boring. Basically all they have going for them is that neither of them is the asshole dad.
Where is the burned dude? He needs to come back. It is a sad day in American Horror Story-land when the burned dude is not around.
I am really tired today. Last night there was a stupid bluebottle in my room, flying around and buzzing and generally being a fucking retard and resisting all my attempts to either kill it or shoo it out of the door or windows. Then this morning when I woke up, the fucking thing was sitting on the window frame like, "Hey, are you gonna let me out now that I'm done keeping you up all night?" I fucking hate bugs.