A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said.? "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."  "Without numbers?"?
The Cajun says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three ( Read more... )

  The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.

Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.

When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they ( Read more... )

I should have posted this yesterday but I just couldn't... so I'm posting it today.....

I miss you and I love you and I will never forget you.
LAR 11/4/1988 - 12/5/05

How to Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the ( Read more... )

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

R.I.P. Sara Bellison

In loving memory of a beloved girl who was a strong fighter, who battled her cancer until this morning, and a true hero.  She will be dearly missed by those of us left here on earth who kept her in our prayers.

I love you Sara and I miss you.  May you rest in peace and be happy once again.

"God saw she was getting tired And a ( Read more... )

http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/

"Beauty is an attitude that comes from within; from an optimism and a belief in life." ~Rita Barros~

"Beauty is confidence. Plain and Simple." ~Katrina Dickson~

"Beauty...is self-acceptance." ~Lauren Fleishman~

"Inner beauty is the strength to be able to love yourself.  When you love yourself you become completely ( Read more... )

Have you ever felt like your life is spinning out of control?  Do you ever wonder what life would be like if we felt no pain?  Have you ever felt like you're growing up to fast?  Do you ever wish you could just stop time?  Has there ever been a time when you've wanted to turn time back to when you were little and life was perfect in your eyes?

Life ( Read more... )

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One day someone's husband died, and on that
clear, cold morning, in The warmth of their
bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of
learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No
more hugs, no more ( Read more... )

The last one is the best!

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are ( Read more... )