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[friendofjustice]

  So I was trying to figure out who the guy using weird perfume on girls is, so I tried to eliminate everyone who's remotely interesting from the potential culprit list

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[itsforflavoring]

Can I help?

[friendofjustice]

I dunno you're a chick so you'd probably end up brainwashed.

[itsforflavoring]

By what...? I just want to punch shit.

And are you calling me fat?

[friendofjustice]

The guy is brainwashing girls with perfume!

How the hell would anything I just said be calling you fat lady

[mechanikaiser]

That probably won't work.

[friendofjustice]

I dunno I think it has a high chance of success.

[mechanikaiser]

Nah. Most people tend to consider the puncher to be more responsible for the punch than they are, regardless of what they're guilty of. They'll probably just think you have anger management issues.

Or, if you act like a psychotic attention whore prior to the punch, they'll think you punched them because they didn't call you fat.

[friendofjustice]

God dammit.

[gailthwhirlwind]

...while that's a noble sentiment...

...no, noble's not the word I'm looking for...

Hmmmm....

[friendofjustice]

...Is this one of those 'road to hell' things.

[gailthwhirlwind]

Oh, that works!

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Except replace 'hell' with 'detention'. Although in this case they'd basically be the same thing anyway.

[friendofjustice]

Yeah my mom uses that phrase on me a lot whenever I tell her my brilliant ideas.