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[friendofjustice]

  So I was trying to figure out who the guy using weird perfume on girls is, so I tried to eliminate everyone who's remotely interesting from the potential culprit list

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[mechanikaiser]

That probably won't work.

[friendofjustice]

I dunno I think it has a high chance of success.

[mechanikaiser]

Nah. Most people tend to consider the puncher to be more responsible for the punch than they are, regardless of what they're guilty of. They'll probably just think you have anger management issues.

Or, if you act like a psychotic attention whore prior to the punch, they'll think you punched them because they didn't call you fat.

[friendofjustice]

God dammit.

[mechanikaiser]

Try just going to people that look sketchy and shouting "I know what you did! Don't try to deny it!"

Even if you don't find who you're looking for, you'll turn a profit.

[friendofjustice]

well that's the thing, apparently this guy has one of 'those faces'.

Like that guy with the golden suit in that book I read.

[mechanikaiser]

The one about the post office or the one about the bank?

[friendofjustice]

first one.

[mechanikaiser]

The second one's pretty good too.