I decided to wear eyeliner to work today, I usually don't even bother to wear any makeup. This is the first thing Jeff said upon seeing me.

"You seem to have altered your optical sensors"

I have this interesting coworked named Jeff. I've been working for Taco bell for over 6 months now, and he still never fails to make me laugh. He's 23-24, still lives at home, and for some reason, he likes to think of himself as a computer/robot. I'm not kidding. He's even got several robots at home. In the 6 months I have worked with him, he ( Read more... )

The beginning of the consuming frenzy that the media and big corporations love to push on the duped american public every year at this time. You must have this gadget, this toy. Your children will not be popular without this item. Your neighbors will think your a cheap bastard if you don't give you wife these diamonds and on and on ad naseum ( Read more... )

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My cat Ziggy expressed his extreme displeasure at being fed an hour late this morning, by shredding the newspaper on the front stoop while waiting to be let in.

Thank you so much, since I left Alan's and Lisa's house last night, from the time I left then went to bed, and from the time I woke at 745 this morning I've had the Village people running through my head, with images of Alan, Phoenix, Don, Lisa all slapping their asses.