Dad is going to start getting his own icon and tag now.

[freesnowcone]

Reason #94 Why My Dad Is Cooler Than My Mom:

He merely solves problems, while my mom goes batshit.

Who was the stupid girl who tried to leave her house this evening to spread Christmas cheer? Yeah. And who was the girl who subsequently got stuck because of the FOOT of snow? Uh huh. You got it.

I got stuck in my driveway of all places (common

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[phoebesmum]

*hugs*

My dad was impossible. I don't miss him at all. Isn't that an awful thing to say? And isn't it an awful thing to have been the sort of person who gets that as an epitaph?

See, in between your family and your strange, strange friends and your Roomba, you're sorted.

*but hugs again just for good measure*

[freesnowcone]

My mom's father (my grandfather) was like your father, I think.

My mother said she's going to tell people that I talk to my Roomba and treat it like a person. So really you could even count the Roomba as one of my strange, strange friends. :)