...is what it felt like having a nose around LJ after so long.  Nice, ain't it?

Sitrep...

Split up from her ladyship and moved back to Winchester (MUCH better), work working, sharing a flat with a friend and a rodent who shouldn't even be there (the rodent not my friend, who are two separate entities), heart still beating, lungs still doing whatever ( Read more... )

A brief conversation between me (M) and her (H ( Read more... )

 So, who watched SirAlan's final bulldog -chewing -a -wasp -face fest of the year ( Read more... )

Whilst noodling around "another place" I happened across this little Youtube video of a Canadian TV broadcast of the PEANUT STOMPERS.

This is your driver. Due to lack of investment, we will only be opening the front two doors of the forward coach. if you need to move forward through this crowded train, please find the guard, who is the fat ugly bloke sat on his arse near the middle of the train.  Thank you.

Wishing a very happy birthday to the lovely
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I'm trying to write a report on the costs of using BT MeetMe. However the BT conferencing website is somewhat less than transparent when it comes to pricing ( Read more... )

What fresh madness is this?
These lunatic moving devices are being imported into the UK and those that haven't already been seized are going for about £150.
These are basically a pair of rollerblades with a 25CC petrol engine strapped to the back and driving one (only one, mind you) of the skates.

What brought my attention to this is the quote "If the ( Read more... )

Firstly I received an email from a client containing the following line-

"I therefore cannot see any further benefits at this time if the whole of the country is finally a part of the Matrix."

Which was kind of confusing.  We were talking about the Land registry....Estate Agent Smith, perhaps.

Then I had to try and sit with a straight face as we ( Read more... )

Wishing a very happy birthday to Tobes.
Chin Chin old boy!