Jun 12, 2008 15:18
So, who watched SirAlan's final bulldog -chewing -a -wasp -face fest of the year.
Now this programme, although entertaining is totally false, and I'll tell you why.
Shot 1
The phone rings in the house at 6am and one of them comes downstairs in their nightclothes to answer it.
SirAlan's PA says "A car will be with you in half an hour".
Shot 2
Ties get taken from hangers, sleeves get irons run over them, etc etc.
Shot 3
A bevy of immaculately dressed, made up, coiffured biz types walk calmly to the awaiting vehicle.
Really? 30 minutes to get a house-full of preening egotists through one bathroom, showered, breakfasted and ready?
I think not.