Grandpa is in the hospital.

He looks old and wispy
and when I kiss his cheek it is paper
He is lonely and I want to visit often
but when I do, I don't know what to say

It is sad and beautiful how towards the end of life we suddenly regress back to infancy.

So tomorrow is the Health Fair at Commonwealth place. Anyone who hasn't heard from me in a while, this is why. I am PR woman extraordinaire and I get lack of credit because of my lack of penis ( Read more... )

I am now taking applications for the position of ( Read more... )

Today I laid in bed ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is the annual Pork Pie day...

Need I say more?

When the sun had not yet risen completely over the cold eastern horizon a thick layer of frost was seen to be covering the world that was my own backyard. A monocramatic world that was equal and white. Every shape, slightly distorted. The twigs on the trees had gained added girth in the winter season and flaunted their cool appearal. Against all ( Read more... )

We got our grad photos yesterday.

Cheesy smiles and soft light. We are all marvy.

Absolutly sexy to remember everyone by.

I can't wait to look in my year book in 10 years and think that that is what we looked like.

So it has been officially agreed that Whitni was born into the wrong era. She should have been a starlet in the 1930's and 40's. She could have been classy and timeless ( Read more... )

I went to school on thursday with my new haircut.. it was straight and red and no one recognized me and those who did fell in lust instantly.

Hair is such fun.

Today it is curly again but I think I can still be vain. Vanity is fun once and a while. No?

Watched Harold and Maud.. beautiful. I felt teary and wonderfully happy.

Went to Tom's birthday party. T'was grand.
We both eat our pizza with a knife and fork.. So now I will marry him.

In other news I am going to the hospital next week so they can scan my brain to make sure I'm not going to die. That's tres comforting. They're pretty sure I'm not going to anyways. I like it when the doctor is "pretty sure".