Comments | fraulein_whitni: An Exciting Offer for You to Consider!

fraulein_whitni

An Exciting Offer for You to Consider!

Jan 12, 2006 09:08

I am now taking applications for the position of ( Read more... )

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filosophersbrew January 12 2006, 21:56:05 UTC

oh whitney i thought i was your life partner.
(7 years is a pretty long time.)

_thekira_ January 13 2006, 11:17:25 UTC

Hi there! I'm applying to be your life partner. My name is Kira Cyr and I'm stable and happy. Plus, I'm awesome (but not in the cocky way.) Good luck on finding a life partner!

le_simiac January 13 2006, 19:17:25 UTC

Tell me about benefits... What about compensation? Pensions? Dental? Daycare?