it's not about standards, it's about love.

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The People Vs. My Gay Roommate, Take 2

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, since Terms of Endearment wasn't quite enough to earn a conviction I now present Exhibit B: What My Roommate Did Last Night.


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The People Vs. My Gay Roommate

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury...not that any further evidence is truly needed, I respectfully submit to you People's Exhibit A: The Movie I Found In His Personal Collection


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Has there been a new world order?

lechrus finally swallowed his fear and made an appearance last night. I was rather looking forward to having him swallow a few more things (what? my potato soup and some CC you perverts) but he brought a bodyguard with him ( Read more... )

Last night I had the woman educate me on what, exactly, a dirty sanchez is.

Man, did she wind up regretting that...

This not-having-a-roommate roommate thing rawks! So far I've eaten all his food, christened his bed and snooped through all his stuff. All I have to say is man, that is one twisted, sick little puppy based on his pr0n collection ( Read more... )

My roomate refuses to unpack. Ugh!

Women! One little dutch oven after a 4 course Mexican meal and you'd think the world had come to an end from all the wailing and moaning...

I fondled meat all day today. And it wasn't even mine.

Mmmmm...meat...