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[fratboy]

The People Vs. My Gay Roommate

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury...not that any further evidence is truly needed, I respectfully submit to you People's Exhibit A: The Movie I Found In His Personal Collection

Comments

[cuppa]

But perhaps he also has the porno version of same: Sperms Of Endearment?

[fratboy]

Hrm...possibly. Especially given the rest of the bad, vanilla porn he owns. But really...does anything excuse him from owning the Ultimate Chick Flick??

[cuppa]

Nope. For corrective measures I recommend viewing Black Widow and Two Mules For Sister Sara. Not porn, but at least Winger and MacLaine are watchable.

[defamatory]

It's still insufficient evidence.

Now, does he have any Cher albums?

[fratboy]

I haven't gone through his CD collection yet. However, he DOES also own Gone With The Wind. The plot thickens...

[defamatory]

hmmmm. I found that more boring than gay. How about something more conclusive like Cabaret, Glitter or Sweaty Studs 7?

[cuppa]

Glitter, Xanadu and Can't Stop The Music perhaps?

[emulsional]

Certainly disappointing, but it ain't faggy until you stuble across the VHS of Sparticus under the mattress...

[missuh]

BWAHAHAH...oh drew....but...the true test...did he have "funny boy"?

[lechrus]

Look at me: I'm speechles.