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i'm leaving for europe/africa tomorrow. smell you guys later.

ps. phil showed me this site (http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com) and it cracks me up. it's garfield comics with garfield taken out of them. it reveals how depressed and schizophrenic jon is. here's a taste:


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Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&Search_String=&URL=Ch0316/SEC2065.HTM&Title=-%3E2007-%3ECh0316-%3ESection%202065#0316.2065

i had to summerize a classic spanish or central/south american myth or legend and change the ending for my spanish class. ( here's )

SPRING BREAK!!!!!
i have no more classes this week! However, one of my professors assigned a discusting amount of online work to do before friday. it's killing me. i want to get shitfaced so bad. anyways...

a father and his son are out driving. they are involved in an accident. the father is killed, and the son is in critical condition. the son is rushed to the hospital and prepared for the operation. the doctor comes in, sees the patient, and exclaims, "i can't operate; it's my son!"
is this scenario possible?

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i've since drawn in the missing apostrophe in the second drawing.

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http://www.armoredpenguin.com/crossword/Data/2007.07/29180107.308.html

hints: dont let the middle names fool you. there are no spaces in multi-word answers.

ps. shark week started today