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franklloydwrong

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Feb 19, 2008 22:41

a father and his son are out driving. they are involved in an accident. the father is killed, and the son is in critical condition. the son is rushed to the hospital and prepared for the operation. the doctor comes in, sees the patient, and exclaims, "i can't operate; it's my son!"
is this scenario possible?

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littlespeaker February 20 2008, 09:11:32 UTC

Yes.
You never said the father in the car was the sons father, he's just a father, he could be anybodies father.

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stellathediver_ February 20 2008, 09:26:24 UTC

also, was my last post deleted? wtfz

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littlespeaker February 20 2008, 09:12:49 UTC

PS: Come to Savannah and hang out with me, Eric misses you.

franklloydwrong February 20 2008, 17:58:24 UTC

oh lord how i would love that. but i have too much homework. the only thing preventing me from choking myself to death with my own dick is the fact that this is my last semester.

madame_mayhaps February 20 2008, 19:37:49 UTC

yes if the doctor is his mother. sexists, everyone else but us.

madame_mayhaps February 21 2008, 00:25:33 UTC

Yo Mike I was wondering what makes some beers non veg? I just found out guiness, stella artois, ANNNDDD newcastle are all non veg but I can't seem to find why.

franklloydwrong February 22 2008, 01:43:51 UTC

yeah, i've known about guiness for a long time, darcy and i just found out about stella and newcastle a month or so ago. sucks dick.
here are some things that are sometimes in beer that are not vegan:
albumin: derived from eggs or dried blood
casein/caseinate: derived from milk
bone char: derived from bone
colourings: sometimes derived from insects
glyceryl monostearate: an anti-foaming agent that sometimes is an animal derivative
isinglass: swim bladders from fish
lactose and lactobacillus (lactic acid)
gelatin: made from bones, skins and tendons
pepsin: a heading agent sometimes derived from pork
sugar: white sugar is often whitened using bone charcoal
here are some sweet links:
http://www.tastebetter.com/features/booze
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/geraint.bevan/Vegetarian_beers.html

madame_mayhaps February 22 2008, 03:14:35 UTC

Oh okay, I'm not at all disturbed by eggs/milk/lactose but all that other stuff is really weird to use in beer to me haha. sucks newcastle is so delicious.