Sidney is not talking to me because I got pissed as a fart last night and threw up in him.

Observe my misery.


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I HAVE A SECRET. A BIG SECRET. ONCE WHICH ONLY A FEW PEOPLE, NONE OF WHICH ARE MY CLOSEST MATES, KNOW AND ONE WHICH I HAVE CARRIED AROUND FOR SEVERAL YEARS. I CANNOT KEEP IT IN ANY LONGER, THE WORLD MUST KNOW THE TRUTH!

...... except I'm too embarrassed to say it, so if anyone wants to know they'll have to force it out of me.

I have dragon pox.

I have dragon pox.

I have DRAGON POX.

I HAVE DRAGON POX.

I HAVE DRAGON POX.

I HAVE DRAGON POX.

I have to stay in bed for a fortnight. I can't do my exams. They won't let me. I'll have to repeat. I'll have to stay back a year. With Alice. And Amos. And Barty. And Lily. And Mary. And Bertram.....

FUCK YES! Thank you, immune system!

I've not been acting like a twatter lately.

That is, I mean, I actually seem to be doing things right, for a change. I haven't lost my hat recently, it's been a little while since I got drunk and wrote anything incriminating on my journal, I made excellent birthday present choices for two people whom I love like all fuck, Captain Amos and my little ( Read more... )

Thure is Sum SERIUS! things I Need Too geet off Mye Chust nowthank you ( Read more... )

I have decided to become the games master. Let us all play games. Currently, anyone who feels like dropping a line in my journal will automatically join me in a hearty game of marry, shag or cliff. Yes yes.

Hogwarts needs a hide and seek tournament.

Hey everyone! This is just a reminder to you all of what Amos Diggory looked like as a wee first year!


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WHun the Mune is tn the 7seventh Hausee
And JoopITUrrr Alines with MArs
Then peeece will GUYDE Thuh planetts
And loooooooooveee will STELE The Stars

THIS is the Dauning  of thw age oF SAGITTAREUS
AHE OF ADSUERIUS

AQUARIEUESSSSSSSS

AQUAREIUSSSSS!

I am giving up drinking from this point on. I am never drinking again. I turn into a wild man when I am drunk, and I am not meant to be a wild man. I wear glasses, for Merlin's sake. I have a lucky blanket, and slippers. I am the type of person who should spend his nights sitting in with cocoa and a crossword puzzle. If I were meant to be a wild ( Read more... )

HeLP! ME!

I need sumo help frm one of my frunds rite away! THE stares dont liek me they took mye leg!

HELPPPPP! Man in portrate laffin atmeee!