(elisa = salma hayek, for those who don't watch 30 rock. aka the sexiest woman alive.)

quote from 30 rock last night (no spoilers--it was on the commercial):

liz: i don't want to know! [pause] are you a man?
elisa: really? that's your guess, a man? you want to see me naked?!?
liz: ...sort of.

today, the new york yankees played their final game in the always magnificent yankee stadium. jose molina hit the last home run. appropriately, andy pettitte started (& got the W, along w/ his 2000th career K), & mariano rivera closed of course (3 up, 3 down), even though it was a non-save situation. it would have been absolutely absurd to have had ( Read more... )

picture meme

- go to google images
- search for your answer
- pick one image from the first page
- post

( cut to save your friends page )

quote of the day...

me: dammit, where's global warming when i need it?
judd: O Lord, give me the strength not to say "in my pants."

i haven't done a public entry in awhile. howdy livejournal. been busy lately. if anyone who's seeing this hasn't talked to me lately, leave me a comment to let me know how you are!

i'd post a pic of both of us together if i had one...but i don't, & this is way cuter... =)


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i made that last entry private. i don't want to argue on the internet. i just wanted to bitch. so anyway. that's where it went, if anyone read it or cares. i don't need you to harass me w/ comments or emails.

hilarious. & i thought nobody read my little old livejournal...

btw, i'm in canada right now visiting ash. so uhm, don't call my cell unless it's pretty important, b/c i dunno how much it's gonna cost me ( Read more... )

okay, i simply had to post this, b/c it's just so damn funny, esp to someone who loved watching "the fake news" done by norm macdonald while he was on SNL. (src: associated press)

After helping Dallas win two straight playoff games by sinking clutch free throws, Dirk Nowitzki divulged Tuesday the secret to his success ( Read more... )

yeah, i'm a bit behind.

you have 90 items on your wishlist, most of which were added sometime last year. so give me some options as to what you really want, in the general price range. & seriously, a purse that costs more than $100? wtf?

"Don't listen to anyone that tells you leggings are going to be in again. They can't come back if I kill everyone that wears them."

brat, hours later, this seriously is STILL cracking me up.