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foxy_l33t

OOM: Room 2342

Dec 23, 2006 22:46

The sign on the door confirms that yes- this is the site of the free seminar. Do come and and take a seat ( Read more... )

oom, tofu yuppies

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Strippers Arrival and Set Up foxy_l33t December 24 2006, 05:58:25 UTC

Of course, the recruits have been gathered much earlier in the day- they need time to get dressed, put on eyeliner, and get shown a few moves-

There is also a bottle of absinthe, and a couple of red wine, making the rounds, discreetly.

Re: Strippers Arrival and Set Up puckishly December 24 2006, 06:51:32 UTC

... Well, hm. How very curious.

It walks like Moiraine. It is dressed like Moiraine. It has brown hair like Moiraine.

But is it, in fact, Moiraine?

Puck tugs at his blue cloak, adjusting his wig surreptitiously.

No offense to goths, but this costume will always be nearest and dearest to his heart.

Re: Strippers Arrival and Set Up foxy_l33t December 28 2006, 03:38:17 UTC

With some things though, you can not fool a shapeshifter. Laini eyes "Moiraine" with some amusement.

Re: Strippers Arrival and Set Up dark_ex_watcher December 24 2006, 14:47:29 UTC

A rather unsettled Wesley Wyndham-Pryce slips into the room and hugs the wall on his way over to Laini. At the moment, a charming weekend in Quor-Toth (or just about any hell dimension, really) has more appeal than what he suspects will be happening next.

But he gave his word. And it's all for a good cause, yes? Yes?

Oh god...

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Yuppie Arrival foxy_l33t December 24 2006, 06:20:03 UTC

Tony Robbins is fashionably late, of course. However, one simply cannot pass up the chance for a free Blackberry programming upgrade- an upgrade that will not be available to the rest of the public for months.

Mr Jack Frost is there, impecably dressed, to meet and greet the arrivals.

So! There is evian ready, french presses of exotic coffee blends, and dainty puff pasteries filled with brie and carmelized onions. The chairs set up are quite comfortable-

(Specially, since when the music starts? The yuppies are not going to be able to get up from them. Bwah.)

Re: Yuppie Arrival creator_raven December 24 2006, 07:05:09 UTC

Raven, who is often more curious than a cat, if also occasionally less subtle, is perched delicately on the table with the pastries.

They are not so much made of sugar, or cake, but he is hungry.

They will do.

Possibly the yuppies will mistake him for a well-intentioned but disconcerting table decoration.

Possibly.

Re: Yuppie Arrival _to_the_bone December 24 2006, 14:23:18 UTC

"You're supposed to be acting dignified-" mutters Jack, trying not to rumple his suit while surreptitiously sliding Raven one of the pastries.

He really doesn't care.

Re: Yuppie Arrival pirate_jack December 24 2006, 07:22:08 UTC

He arrives promptly, carrying his Blackberry in hand--

--even if there is something a bit unusual about the device.

Jack looks around, then tucks it in the inner breast pocket of his Armani suit and heads for the coffee.

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Speaking of Music- foxy_l33t December 24 2006, 06:46:02 UTC

After a few minutes of mingling and polite conversation, the lights in the room dim, and the ones spotlighting the stage brighten.

Time to take your seats, ladies and gentlemen! Hope you picked good ones, because you will not be moving from them anytime soon.

... Since when did Tony Robbins arrive to the opening squeal of "Feurio", by Einsturzende Neubauten?

The lights flash, the music beats, and the illusion drops, revealing the strippers on stage...

Re: Speaking of Music- pirate_jack December 24 2006, 07:24:21 UTC

Now that's certainly interesting.

Not to mention startling, and perhaps even a little bit alarming.

Jack starts to move from the chair, planning to make a judciously hasty exit -- only to find that he can't go anywhere.

"Bugger."

Re: Speaking of Music- puckishly December 30 2006, 06:03:31 UTC

:O! Jack can't go!

Moiraine would be sad.

... Well. Maybe she would be. Puck wouldn't presume to speak for her.

Apparently, all he presumes is to undress to music while resembling her.

Re: Speaking of Music- pirate_jack December 30 2006, 16:37:07 UTC

When in doubt--

--and trapped by some sort of oddly adhesive chair surface--

--stall. Verbally. At length.

"Now, miss, think about the impression that you're making in such a very public place, won't you? I'm sure that you don't really want to do such irreparable damage to your reputation..."

He swallows, hard. An oddly bright gleam flickers in the black eyes.

"...a lovely lass-- er, young woman -- like yourself."

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Aftereffects wyrd_fox December 29 2006, 02:37:16 UTC

After the spell breaks, Foxtrot is still stuck in his chair.

He's too embarrassed to put on one of his usual faces, but he can't stand the GQ look anymore. So he puts on a form he only created recently for dealing with Ray's sister.

He's also still pounding his head against the table next to him.

And he shows no signs of stopping.

Maybe someone should intervene before he does himself serious damage.

Re: Aftereffects _to_the_bone December 29 2006, 03:17:37 UTC

"Shhh," says Jack, gently, slipping his hands flat between Foxtrot's forehead and the table. He knows it's him because... well, he was watching.

"You'll addle yourself again and spoil all the work."

Re: Aftereffects wyrd_fox December 29 2006, 03:42:31 UTC

"But addled is good," he protests. "Psychotic is good. Hell, anything is good compared to that!"

He looks up at Jack, eyes bleak with horror. "I was going to cut off my tails!"

Re: Aftereffects _to_the_bone December 29 2006, 03:50:19 UTC

"I remember."

He frowns, distastefully. Deciding it's safe, he pulls his hands off the table and settles onto it, so he can sit as well, and pull off his suit jacket, because it feels like a cage to be dressed like this.

"Fortunately yuppies are sort of gullible. What is important is that you didn't."

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