In the process of applying to become a headline entertainer for cruise ships, as an improvisational comedian.  Me and a couple of no-goodnicks. It pays better than you'd guess, and no, they don't make their entertainers clean rooms and wait tables during their off hours.  There are standards to be maintained, after all ( Read more... )

Went out for a night with the group ( Read more... )

But Giant...How will I know how many sungods I need to do today?

Also, things go swimmingly.

Gustav, huh?  I'd rather sit and wait with a cross made of red than take an unneeded vacation.

Things have been going well here.  Strange, but well ( Read more... )

Is it a sad to wait for a phone call if all you plan on saying, once received, is 'goodbye?'  And I don't mean sad in the maudlin sense.

More pressingly!  I am off to be Sexy Jesus tomorrow.  It shall be glorious.

I found soy sauce. It was delicious, and those other ciouses. Not the soy sauce-well, not just the soy sauce, but the whole fried shabangy.  Totally a word Mozilla, shut it up.  More importantly! 
Behold:  www.willowstheatre.com/evildead.htm
I missed it on Broadway, but now it's a mere several hundred mile away.  Mere I say!  And I've got from the ( Read more... )

I'm makin' fried rice, and you can't stop me. Nobody can stop me. Don' even try ta stop me!

But I canno' find the soy sauce. So I canno' make the delicious, semi-viscous, tastiscous treat that I so desperately desire. But noboday can stop me! Yeah.

Anyone got any to spare? In the next thirteen or so minutes? Gimz. Then don' tri ta stop

It turns out that I begin to go slightly mad after a little less than two months of having nothing constructive or stimulating to do. I pace restlessly, change music mid song - perpetually unsatisfied with what's playing, and feel claustrophobic no matter my surroundings. It's more than everyday restlessness. Or maybe not...I need to get out of ( Read more... )

...Dethklok Dethklok...