Merlin 2x12 Spazcap Rewrite - I Reject Your Canon and Make it Gay!

Dec 14, 2009 23:53

I AM ACTUALLY REFRAINING FROM USING SIZE10 FONT HERE, SINCE OTHERWISE THE WHOLE POST WOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT. BECAUSE THIS EPISODE WAS SIX WAYS INTO ZOMFGOD COUNTRY.
IN WHICH I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN )

glittery sparkly shining gay, fangirl, lolz, slash, merlin reaction, squeegasmic, linkspam, awesomeness, picspam

Leave a comment

Comments 56

timelady2 December 14 2009, 14:40:00 UTC
OMG THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR THE BEST TWENTY MINTUES OF MY LIFE! XD It took me so long to read this because I had to stop every two seconds in a fit of hysterics :D.
So much gay subtext in this show that it's stopped being subtext to me now ;)
and I have to say..MORGANA/MORGAUSE OTP! :D.and Merlin/Arthur of course but that goes without saying.

Reply

foxie_trot December 16 2009, 03:10:06 UTC
8DDDDD
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ AND COMMENT! ♥
MY HEART IS SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU ENJOYED IT SO MUCH! ♥

Haha, this show is just so obvious with it's gay subtext. It's why we love it!!

Morgana/Morgause = Femmslash OTP. OH YES. FTW.

Reply


norwegianblue47 December 14 2009, 15:09:55 UTC
How on earth are you made of so much win that you can make these so awesome? Arthur quelling the idea of a threesome because that's what did everyone else in is probably one of the most winningest things ever. The episode itself was angsty awesomeness but this recap made me smile so much.

Reply

foxie_trot December 16 2009, 03:37:48 UTC
Lol, thank you so much! I'm so glad you liked the recap, I really am so chuffed that you took the time to write such a lovely, awesome comment. ♥♥♥♥

Reply


twisting_fate9 December 14 2009, 16:26:23 UTC
OKAY. I HAVE WORK SO I CANT GIVE YOU AN EPIC LONG COMMENT.

BUT THIS WAS SUPEREMLY INCREDIBLE. THE EPISODE WAS SO. FUCKING. GOOD.

(AND I LIKED HOW YOU TOTALLY CUT OUT THE GROSS GWEN/ARTHUR SCENE WHERE HE PUTS HER ON THE BED. I JUST. HATE IT. UGH. I DON'T EVEN. ITS NOT EVEN TAHT ITS HET I MEAN THATS BAD ENOUGH CAUSE I TOTES SHIP MERLIN/MORGANA/ARTHUR BUTBUTBTU JUST UGHHHH GWEN/ARTHUR HAVE NO CHEMISTRY AT ALL. THEY NEED TO GTFO NOW.

PLUS THE BOYS WERE IN FULL GAYPLAY THIS EPISODE. IT WAS EPIC BEYOND PROPORTION. THE SCENE WHEN ARTHUR WAS ALL "IF I NEED A LOVER SERVANT IN THE NEXT LIFE" AND MERLIN SASSILY RETORTED "YOU KNOW I'LL BE THERE DON'T ASK FOR ME" THEIR LOVE IS SO EPIC. IT CANNOT BE CONFINED TO ONE LIFE TIME! REINCARNATION FICS FTW SO HARD! YOU KNOW THEY RETURN IN 2000 AS SCHOOLBOYS WITH SEXY JOCK ARTHUR AND MATHLETE MERLIN AND MUCH SEX ENSUES, OH YES IT DOES ( ... )

Reply

foxie_trot December 16 2009, 07:54:48 UTC
ITS OK BB, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE TO DO NON-EPIC ASSIGNMENTS AND STUPID EXAMS. DDD: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BTW! *SQUISHY LOVE ( ... )

Reply

twisting_fate9 December 16 2009, 09:00:15 UTC
HIGHSCHOOL IS MEGALAME> UGH IM SO LUCKY ITS EASY. ITS ALL SO TEDIOUS AND LONG AND BORING. ----> LIKE A/G D ( ... )

Reply

foxie_trot December 17 2009, 03:09:48 UTC
YOU SPEAK TRUFAX. LOOOOOOOOOL @ HIGH SCHOOL BEING JUST LIKE A/G. XDDD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

YES INDEED LANCELOT TOOK GWEN AWAY, RIGHT THE FUCK AWAY. AND IT NEEDS TO STAY THAT WAY SO SHE STOPS CONFUSING ARTHUR AND HIS BIG GAY DESTINY.

OH I FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN - JOHNNY CAPPS IS PROBABLY MY LEAST FAVOURITE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. HE IS SUCH A DOUCHE, WITH NOT A FUCKING CLUE IN THE WORLD AND CONSTANTLY BLOWS SMOKE UP HIS OWN ARSE, THINKING HIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING GREAT WITH ITS STUPID A/G NON-ROMANCE AND EVIL MORGANA BEING NOT THERE. D:< JOHNNY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE HEAD IS, BUT IT'S CLEARLY NOT ON EARTH ( ... )

Reply


(The comment has been removed)

foxie_trot December 16 2009, 03:39:35 UTC
I KNOW RIGHT? Oh god, Bradley's expressions really are hysterical, I honestly hope that someone does a picspam of them, you'd be LOLing for days!

Reply


keleosnoonna December 14 2009, 18:42:58 UTC
oh I'd rather watch Merlin too, WHO NEEDS FAMILY DINNERS ANYWAY? although, delicious food MMMMHMMMM

baaawww I can't BELIEVE Merlin's almost overrrrr!! HOW WILL I SURVIVE? 8 LONG MONTHS WITH NO GHEI ON TV? SERIOUSLY???

This review made me laugh so hard bb! I swear my roommate is gonna murder me soon XDD
*can't stop grinning*

we should totally have a merlin!re-watch in the spring/summer...

Reply

foxie_trot December 16 2009, 03:42:10 UTC
Ohhhhhhhhhh the foooooooooood, DO WANT Same, I think I'm actually going to be able to watch it though. The family isn't organised, so I was like STUFF ALL OF YOU, IMMA GOING OFF TO GAY KINGDOM. CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY. XDDD

I WILL DIE EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT EIGHT MONTHS, KNOWING THAT I HAVE TO WAIT SOOOOOOOOOOO LONG FOR THE NEXT SEASON TO BE OUT. DDDD: TEH HORROR!

I totally vote for a re-watch. Preferably when I'm not in America or at conventions, but we should definitely get all over that! =D

And thank you so much, I'm glad you liked it. ♥ *squishes you*

Reply


Leave a comment

Up