Merlin 2x12 Spazcap Rewrite - I Reject Your Canon and Make it Gay!
I AM ACTUALLY REFRAINING FROM USING SIZE10 FONT HERE, SINCE OTHERWISE THE WHOLE POST WOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT. BECAUSE THIS EPISODE WAS SIX WAYS INTO ZOMFGOD COUNTRY.
( IN WHICH I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN )
( IN WHICH I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN )
BUT THIS WAS SUPEREMLY INCREDIBLE. THE EPISODE WAS SO. FUCKING. GOOD.
(AND I LIKED HOW YOU TOTALLY CUT OUT THE GROSS GWEN/ARTHUR SCENE WHERE HE PUTS HER ON THE BED. I JUST. HATE IT. UGH. I DON'T EVEN. ITS NOT EVEN TAHT ITS HET I MEAN THATS BAD ENOUGH CAUSE I TOTES SHIP MERLIN/MORGANA/ARTHUR BUTBUTBTU JUST UGHHHH GWEN/ARTHUR HAVE NO CHEMISTRY AT ALL. THEY NEED TO GTFO NOW.
PLUS THE BOYS WERE IN FULL GAYPLAY THIS EPISODE. IT WAS EPIC BEYOND PROPORTION. THE SCENE WHEN ARTHUR WAS ALL "IF I NEED A LOVER SERVANT IN THE NEXT LIFE" AND MERLIN SASSILY RETORTED "YOU KNOW I'LL BE THERE DON'T ASK FOR ME" THEIR LOVE IS SO EPIC. IT CANNOT BE CONFINED TO ONE LIFE TIME! REINCARNATION FICS FTW SO HARD! YOU KNOW THEY RETURN IN 2000 AS SCHOOLBOYS WITH SEXY JOCK ARTHUR AND MATHLETE MERLIN AND MUCH SEX ENSUES, OH YES IT DOES.
okay, Now im going to abandon capslocks for srsbsn portion of my comment: Merlin poisoning Morgana. I was, just, so cut up about it. I knew it was coming and I knew the show wasn't actually going to kil her but it HURT SO BAD. I loved it though. Fucking loved it. His pain jesus, and him hugging her at the end, with them clinging onto each other. just fucking brilliance. wonderful acting and goddamnit i just died. It was epic. Such an ePIC EPIC SCENE. I kept expecting the time when crazyevilsexalot knight was coming after Morgana and she was calling for Merlin to help him that he would use magic to help, and she would be all O.O but like ---- WOULDN'T END UP EVIL. WHIHC I HATE SOSOOSO HARD. I DON'T WANT HER TO BE EVIL, THEN MY OT3 CAN NEVER AGAIN HAVE VICIOUSLY AWESOME SCENES LIKE THEY JUST DID. nroaaaaaar. DNW evil Morgana! I love her TOO HARD. And that calls for NO MORE SASSINESS BETWEEN HER AND UTHER. UGH. MY DISTASTE FOR THAT.
So, yes.
NEXT WEEK DUNDUDUND SLASH DRAGON ATTACK. AAHHH. JOHN HURT GETS SO DO SOME MORE VOICE ACTING THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE HIM TO BE IN A CAAVEEE. YAY FOR EPIC CGI BOYS THAT WILL MAKE THIS AWESOMESAUCE! I suspect a big hetero gwen/arthur ending though. which will be MEGALAME. and i will close my eyes. *sighs* iF ARTHUR DOESN'T SOMEHOW FIND OUT ABOUT MERLIN'S MAGIC I WILL GO CUT SOMEONE.
IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW.
okay.
i have history/english/spanish/chemistry homework. FML.
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THE EPISODE. ZOMFGOD, THIS EPISODE, I SWEAR TO CHRIST. IT SLAYED ME.
LOL GLAD YOU NOTICED I CUT THE A/G HET THOUGH. XDD DNW THAT NON-CHEMISTRY. MxMxA FTW. OT3 LIKE WHOA. A/G WILL NEVER, EVER MEASURE UP TO IT.
OMFGOD, I KNOW, MY REINCARNATION KINK JUST ABOUT EXPLODED WITH THAT LOVE CONFESSION OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. I NEEEEED TO READ MORE REINCARNATION FICS NOW, BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY CANON, AND I NEED MOAR JOCK!ARTHUR AND GEEK!MERLIN AND HOW THEIR LOVE CONQUERS ALL. 8DDD
Oh love, I know how you feel! I have cried a river and then some because of that poisoning scene. I was so impressed with Katie's acting in that scene, and of course Colin was on fucking fire. I'm also quite sad to know that Morgana is now no longer at the Castle D: because it means there is slightly less awesome hanging around for me to squee over. AND THEN THERE WILL BE NO ONE TO DISTRACT GWEN FROM ARTHUR, SO IT WILL JUST BE ALL IN OUR FACES, ALL THE TIME. DDDX DNW!
NEXT WEEK, WILL BE AWESOME. AL;KGJALGJALJGA;LFKJGAL;KFJGALFKJGA'LJG
IGNORE GWEN/ARTHUR THOUGH. OF COURSE IT WILL BE MEGALAME, BUT I BET IT WILL HAVE EPIC GAY ROMANCE WITH ARTHUR AND MERLIN TO BALANCE IT OUT. BECAUSE THAT IS NECESSARY.
AND MERLIN'S MAGIC BETTER GET FOUND OUT BY SOMEONE, OR PEOPLE WILL BE DED. I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
D: Hope you got your homework done and all! *huggles you* Your poor student life! D:
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ITS JUST SO NASTY. I MISS SANTIAGO AND HIS SEXY LANCELOT NOBLE SELF, AT LEAST THAT TOOK GWEN AWAY FROM OUR FLAMINGLY HOMOSEXUAL ARTHUR. TRUFAX.
UGHHHH ITS PRETTY CLEAR THAT MORGANA'S GOING TO BE EVIL, THE SECRETS OF MAGICS CLIPS WITH JOHNNY RUINED ALL MY HOPE FOR HER. STUPID JOHNNY. HE NEEDS TO STOP ASSUMING THAT HTE FANS WILL NOT CRY FOR KATIE AND HER LACK OF SCREEN TIME BECAUSE EVERYONE DNW MORE GWEN/ARTHUR AND WILL TAKE THE OT3 OVER THAT FUCKERY EVERYDAY. JOHNNY NEED'S TO READ YOUR REVIEWS/SOME INTENSE FANFICTION AND GET ON THIS.
MOAR GAY PLZ. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:DD:
okaaaay. if next week doesn't have Morgana in it (which I fear it wont) i will CRY. THEY CAN'T NOT HAVE HER IN THE FINALE. THATS BLATANTLY SAYING "OH WE DONT CURR ABOUT HER TOO MUCH. SOZ." UGHH. I AM DEPRESSED. SEHR DEPRESSED. :(
I REALLLLLLYYY DON'T WANT THE EPISODE TO COME THOUGH; I CANNOT SURVIVE 9 MONTHS WITHOUT MERLIN. WHATHTEHELL WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? BESIDES READING MULTITUDES OF GAY PORN
SPEAKING OF WHICH. IM GOING TO GO FIND SOME SCHOOLBOY!AU'S. >.< BOYS I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH
<3<3<3
have a good day hun!
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YES INDEED LANCELOT TOOK GWEN AWAY, RIGHT THE FUCK AWAY. AND IT NEEDS TO STAY THAT WAY SO SHE STOPS CONFUSING ARTHUR AND HIS BIG GAY DESTINY.
OH I FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN - JOHNNY CAPPS IS PROBABLY MY LEAST FAVOURITE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. HE IS SUCH A DOUCHE, WITH NOT A FUCKING CLUE IN THE WORLD AND CONSTANTLY BLOWS SMOKE UP HIS OWN ARSE, THINKING HIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING GREAT WITH ITS STUPID A/G NON-ROMANCE AND EVIL MORGANA BEING NOT THERE. D:< JOHNNY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE HEAD IS, BUT IT'S CLEARLY NOT ON EARTH.
DNW MORGANA EVIL AND ONLY APPEARING EVERY NOW AND THEN. I WILL CRY DEVASTATED TEARS AND WILL KILL JOHNNY AND THREATEN THE OTHER WRITERS SO THAT I GET WHAT I WANT, GODDAMMIT!!
BUT I AGREE WITH THIS MOAR GAY. I THINK THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER WRITERS ARE DOING, BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT THE FANGIRLS WANT! 8DDD
UGH, I FEAR THAT MORGANA WILL NOT BE IN THE FINALE. AND I AM ALREADY CRYING, BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY NOT HAVE HER IN IT?!!?! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH A/G, WHAT ARE THEY THINKING, NOT INCLUDING SOME AWESOMESAUCE TO BALANCE OUT THE PAINFUL?!?!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO LIVE EITHER. I WILL HAVE TO WRITE A MILLION AND THREE FICS TO GET THROUGH THE PAIN OF NOT HAVING MERLIN TO LOOK FORWARD TO EACH WEEK. DDD:
OH IF YOU FIND ANY GOOD SCHOOLBOY FICS, CHUCK SOME LINKS MY WAY. I NEEEEEEEEED MOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!
*SQUISHES YOU AND YOUR HTML FAIL* XDDD
*LOVES*
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SLKDJFSIDOFJSDIGJSG.
UGHHH IF I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH 50 MINUTES OF A/G AND NOT HAVE KATIE MCGRATH TO LUST AFTER I WILL BE SERIOUSLY PISSED. DNW THIS FUCKERY. AT ALL!
JUST! SLKDJFISDOF! RIDICULOUS! MROAR. I AM INCOHERENT WITH THIS. BECAUSE ITS STUPID. AND I DO NOT APPROVE WRITERS! DO NOT!
WHATEVER. SEASON 3 BETTER HAVE OOGGLES OF SEXY (SOBS) EVIL! MORGANA BECAUSE IF THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE HER EVIL THEY BETTER GIVE HER LIEK 45 MINUTES OF THE 50 MINUTE SHOW TO BE EPIC AND SEXY AND ROAROAROAR AND HVE EPICLLY SEXUAL BATTLES WITH MERLIN WITH THEIR STUNNINGLY SEXY MAGIC ABILITIES AND ARTHUR CAN WATCH AND I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET MY OT3 ANYWAY! HA! IN YOUR FACE WRITERS! I CAN SEE SEX AND GAY EVERYWHEEREEEEEEEEEE >.>
ANYWHO.
ARE YOU GOING TO BE AVAILABLE FOR SQEE IN THE REACTION POSTS FOR THE FINALE? IDK IF I CAN/. BUT HOPEFULLY. CAUSE I NEED TO SOB WITH THE WORLD OVER THE END OF MERLIN. ALDSJFAISDJFASDFJS
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I COMPLETELY AGREE, IF KATIE IS NOT THERE TO BREAK UP THE FUCKERY OF A/G, SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO DIE. SRSLY, THESE WRITERS JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING, I SWEAR TO GOD.
LETS JUST KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED THIS WILL MEAN MOAR MERLIN/ARTHUR LOVELINESS, FOR THEIR GAY WILL SHINE THROUGH LIKE NON OTHER.
BUT LOL, I DEFINITELY LIKE THIS IDEA OF SEXY MAGIC BATTLES WITH MERLIN, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WOULD JUST RESOLVE ALL SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM WITH A MASSIVE SEX MARATHON.
DON'T WORRY LOVE, YOU AND ME BOTH WILL BE THERE, SEEING THE GAY AND OT3 WHEN THE WRITERS TRY TO DENY US. PHTTT, WHO DO THEY THINK WE ARE? CLEARLY THEY ARE TOO NAIVE ABOUT THEIR FANBASE. SILLY MEN.
I DEFINITELY WILL BE IN THE SQUEE-FINALE REACTION POST. I REFUSE TO NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND, SO I'M GOING TO BE THERE FOR IT AND THEN AFTERWARDS GET READY FOR MY XMAS PARTY. BUT I REALLY, REALLY HOPE YOU WILL BE THERE BECAUSE THEN THERE WILL BE ONE MORE PERSON TO SQUEAL/SOB/CRY/BE HYSTERICAL WITH ME. BECAUSE I WILL DIE A MILLION TIMES AT THE END OF MERLIN FOR ANOTHER YEAR. DDD:
*HUGGLES YOU TIGHTLY* ♥
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IDK THOUGH. CAUSE MY FRIEDN FROM THE STATES IS VISITING TOMORROW AND MY OTHER FRIEND IS MOVING TO MEXICO ON MONDAY SO WE'RE ALL HAVING DINNER TOMORROW AND IDK IF IT'LL BE LIKE BEFORE THE EPICFINALEOFEPIC BEGINS OR IF I CAN COME AFTER 8 OCLOCK (WHICH IS WHEN MERLIN ENDS IN MY TIMEZONE)
I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THE PAIN THATS GOING TO OCCUR WHEN THE EPISODE ENDS AND I DIE OF SADNESS BECAUSE 9 FUCKING MONTHS IS A LONG FUCKING TIME *GLAREE*
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WELL, HOPEFULLY I WILL SEE YOU THERE, BUT IF NOT - HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS! YOU SHOULD! :)
BUT OMG, DON'T EVEN MENTION THE WAITING TIME. NINE MONTHS IS A PAINFUL AMOUNT OF TIME TO WAIT BEFORE NEXT SEASON. IT WILL KILL MEEEEEEEE. D:
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MY FRIENDS FLIGTH WAS DELAYED SO HE ONYL GETS IN A 8 WHIHC IS WHEN MERLIN IS OVER SO THEN I CAN GO AFTER BEING ALL "YEAH IT WAS SO INCONVIENTENT *COUGH*"
but so SQUEEE I AM ON MY WAY TO A SPAM POST NAO XDXD OH THE DELIGHTS THAT MERLIN BRING ME. THIS PEIOSDE BETTER BE FUCKING EPIC. AJFIOHSDUFHSDFDSFD!!
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YAY FOR DELAYED FLIGHTS, Y/Y?? XDD
AHAHAHA, OH YOU. XD
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I WILL BE OVER THERE IN A SEC ALSO, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO START EARLY!! =DDDDDD
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