Comments | foxfirefey: Mint Chapstick: The New Aphrodisiac

foxfirefey

Mint Chapstick: The New Aphrodisiac

Nov 15, 2005 18:27

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i am a dork, teh sex

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bucko November 16 2005, 02:32:33 UTC

:: kiss ::

foxfirefey November 16 2005, 02:33:44 UTC

::molests you with great enthusiasm::

vlion November 16 2005, 02:51:37 UTC

The wires are burning with passion tonight!

Hell yes foxfirefey November 16 2005, 02:52:24 UTC

My oral inclinations are running high!

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esoterrica November 16 2005, 03:08:24 UTC

Hee. I have the same problem with my honeydew melon chapstick and creme brulee lip gloss. I spend rather a lot of time licking my own lips, and as a result I go through rather a lot of chapstick, which is surely the intention of those wonderful capitalist bastards who invented the stuff.

foxfirefey November 16 2005, 03:10:30 UTC

I spend a lot of time licking my lips and watching random people, wondering if they'd mind if I dragged them into an elevator and molested them.

bucko November 16 2005, 04:50:10 UTC

May I be a random people?

foxfirefey November 16 2005, 06:59:45 UTC

You may be a random person as long as you find the idea of making out in elevators extremely hot.

"I like Bee's Butts and I cannot LIEEE! You otha muthas can't DENYYY! nyarhotep November 16 2005, 20:12:27 UTC

Burt's Bee's Butts is betta' - no petrol products putzing up yo' puss. 'course, a clever kisser contents whether clammy or contrary

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When a girl walks in with chapstick on her skin I get KITSCH foxfirefey November 16 2005, 20:16:22 UTC

I don't know whether I'm a clever kisser so much as an aggressive kisser. Maybe both. But I do sing praises to Burt's Bees, which is refreshingly pepperminty. That's why I had two of them. But in desperate times with lips about to crack (bad for kissing!), sometimes we turn traitorous and grab whatever's most conveniently displayed at the student bookstore. Like regular old ChapStick that has spearmint oil in it. Oh gawd I love spearmint.