Mint Chapstick: The New Aphrodisiac

[foxfirefey]

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"I like Bee's Butts and I cannot LIEEE! You otha muthas can't DENYYY!

[nyarhotep]

Burt's Bee's Butts is betta' - no petrol products putzing up yo' puss. 'course, a clever kisser contents whether clammy or contrary

When a girl walks in with chapstick on her skin I get KITSCH

[foxfirefey]

I don't know whether I'm a clever kisser so much as an aggressive kisser. Maybe both. But I do sing praises to Burt's Bees, which is refreshingly pepperminty. That's why I had two of them. But in desperate times with lips about to crack (bad for kissing!), sometimes we turn traitorous and grab whatever's most conveniently displayed at the student bookstore. Like regular old ChapStick that has spearmint oil in it. Oh gawd I love spearmint.