Mint Chapstick: The New Aphrodisiac
So yesterday I bought myself mint-flavored chapstick, being unable to find any one of the three chapsticks (including two Burt's Bee's stuff) I remember owning, and let me tell you it is love. It tastes great--all green and gentle like a spring full of frolicking lambs. This stuff is seriously kissable and is making me kitsch as all get out. As it is, I'm reduced to walking around trying to kiss myself, which is awkward yet rewarding.
EDIT: No wonder, the ingredients include spearmint oil.