1. to get the purple people the proverbial W. Eh? "The proverbial W"? Is that a win? 2. *Puts banner through Goog* He skipped Mass to come to this match? Eh? 3. GODDAMN I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE OTHER BANNERS EITHER! THE WHOLE OF THE FIRST PART OF THIS SPAM IS A MYSTERY TO ME! 4. That's probably the Playmate in the pink cowboy hat. 5. SO GLAD ARTUR SHAVED. (Even if he is continuing his habit of weird, inappropriate faces.) 6. despite the what's suggested by that blog Cheryl loves so much, totally unwilling to yell at anyone He doesn't go bonkers WHILE he's in goal! He'll have celebrated when he got home and destroyed several walls. (Anyway, didn't you see him trying to stare down the ref when he got his yellow? Loony.) 7. Look, he's trying to make himself look fat, like Seb. He's so kind and thoughtful. 8. Is this when Mutu got fouled? XD ancient_bat and I said to each other at exactly the same time, "Look, he's congratulating the Chievo coach for telling his players to batter Mutu!" 9. Android! \o/ I didn't even realise he'd gone to Chievo. Hope
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1. Yes indeed. I was annoying myself with the sports cliches, and threw the "proverbial" in to acknowledge to myself that they were out of control. Don't mind me. 2+3. lol All the banners are about the match being at an inappropriately early time, so they've had to skip mass, or are eating lunch in the stands (some curva recently brought picnics), or are expecting to have to be eating breakfast at a match the next time the schedule is redone. Capisce? 4. Awwww. She skipped Mass, too, but wore her sad excuse for a church had to the match, just to be festive. 5. ("Hmm. My penis is unusually alter right now. Interesting.") 6. Can he not find a balance? Those idiots need direction and encouragement, not some lumpy, oddly demure Pole (not the dual meanings of the word here) who won't open his damn mouth! 8. Hahaha. Hahahahaa! I love the clear implication that, of all the time Mutu threw himself on the ground, only one of them was actually a foul. <3 We're so onto you, Adrian
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1. "The W" means a win?... People are sad. 2. Oh right. XD The picnics sound like a good idea, actually. I wonder if they have to eat all violet food? Red cabbage and aubergines and so forth. 5. (Bless him for keeping up with the crotch issues.) 6. Well, he can't speak Italian yet, can he? They're probably pretending they don't understand English. 11. Thought so.
6. I bet he can speak enough Italian to communicate in goal -- left/right/mark/you're an idiot, that sort of thing. That was probably the first thing they did when he turned up, the commie guy gave him flashcards with Important Italian to learn.
12. Well, Mighty Marco's knob's pretty perky; DB might be pleased. 13. Oh, and Seb's brother has got even uglier. 14. We thought Mutu would be out of shape after all these months, but his pretending-to-be-unfairly-victimised skills are in full midseason form. It's heartwarming to see his commitment to the team. (Look, even Android's mocking him. When robots laugh at you, you ought to know something's wrong.) 15. Sini: "MORE HAIR! SOMEONE, FIND ME MORE HAIR!" XD You nutjob. 16. Hey, you're not calling Cerci Search! You've got to from now on: you called him Search, and he scored! 17. Was more impressed with Gila's "assist" than the actual goal. He's bad at the actual football-type things but he's very good at improvising. I picture him as a mad scientist type in a top hat, noodling around in his workshop making robots out of baked bean tins. 18. !?! Well, that came out of nowhere. One moment they're celebrating goals, the next it's the kama sutra. (Krol is doing your favourite position, the Appreciation Of Balds.) It's extremely
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13. At first I didn't recognise him. When I worked out it was him I was just like, "Ugh!" He looks even pastier with brown hair. 14. ("Watch and learn, Marco. This is called 'levity'. I don't use it very often myself.") 16. Hmmm. There must be some cool nickname available for him. Will think on. 17. That's just what I was thinking of. Though as long as he keeps scoring or assisting, I don't mind too much how he does it. 19. It helps when a band has one sensible member! 21. ...Why is he obliged to hug the Chievans as well as his own team? He secretly enjoys it, I know. 22. *Points at the vast horde of Gilatic shippers* 23. XD Tight = tight-fisted = mean = cruel or unfair. "No pictures of Santana with his shirt off? How unfair." (My stream cut away from him the instant he took it off, too. Bloody straight cameramen.)
It's probably a spy he sent to put the fear of Romania into Mutu. Or just give him a neck to smell.
14. ("I hear it's sometimes useful for disarming humans.") 19. Aw, Comotto = Andy Summers! 22. lol But aren't there really, like two? They're just very certain, and very prolific. <3
It's very confusing to me, this being attracted to creepers business, even if they are bald. :p (I get around it myself by referring to them as "lurkers".)
He looks like he weighs about 12 pounds, which probably pleases him (and his mother) but can't possibly be healthy. And he is looking like his pops, you're so right.
(lol But the dour, commie-looking guy is his footman, equusdraco said so, and she knows her Sinisa. Will need to ask her about this mysterious fellow.)
It's Guana! He was one of Corini's bald homies at Palermo back in the day, then was part of Bologna's over-bald effort last season. He'd be lovely even with hair. :p
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2. *Puts banner through Goog* He skipped Mass to come to this match? Eh?
3. GODDAMN I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE OTHER BANNERS EITHER! THE WHOLE OF THE FIRST PART OF THIS SPAM IS A MYSTERY TO ME!
4. That's probably the Playmate in the pink cowboy hat.
5. SO GLAD ARTUR SHAVED. (Even if he is continuing his habit of weird, inappropriate faces.)
6. despite the what's suggested by that blog Cheryl loves so much, totally unwilling to yell at anyone He doesn't go bonkers WHILE he's in goal! He'll have celebrated when he got home and destroyed several walls. (Anyway, didn't you see him trying to stare down the ref when he got his yellow? Loony.)
7. Look, he's trying to make himself look fat, like Seb. He's so kind and thoughtful.
8. Is this when Mutu got fouled? XD ancient_bat and I said to each other at exactly the same time, "Look, he's congratulating the Chievo coach for telling his players to batter Mutu!"
9. Android! \o/ I didn't even realise he'd gone to Chievo. Hope ( ... )
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2+3. lol All the banners are about the match being at an inappropriately early time, so they've had to skip mass, or are eating lunch in the stands (some curva recently brought picnics), or are expecting to have to be eating breakfast at a match the next time the schedule is redone. Capisce?
4. Awwww. She skipped Mass, too, but wore her sad excuse for a church had to the match, just to be festive.
5. ("Hmm. My penis is unusually alter right now. Interesting.")
6. Can he not find a balance? Those idiots need direction and encouragement, not some lumpy, oddly demure Pole (not the dual meanings of the word here) who won't open his damn mouth!
8. Hahaha. Hahahahaa! I love the clear implication that, of all the time Mutu threw himself on the ground, only one of them was actually a foul. <3 We're so onto you, Adrian ( ... )
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2. Oh right. XD The picnics sound like a good idea, actually. I wonder if they have to eat all violet food? Red cabbage and aubergines and so forth.
5. (Bless him for keeping up with the crotch issues.)
6. Well, he can't speak Italian yet, can he? They're probably pretending they don't understand English.
11. Thought so.
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13. Oh, and Seb's brother has got even uglier.
14. We thought Mutu would be out of shape after all these months, but his pretending-to-be-unfairly-victimised skills are in full midseason form. It's heartwarming to see his commitment to the team. (Look, even Android's mocking him. When robots laugh at you, you ought to know something's wrong.)
15. Sini: "MORE HAIR! SOMEONE, FIND ME MORE HAIR!" XD You nutjob.
16. Hey, you're not calling Cerci Search! You've got to from now on: you called him Search, and he scored!
17. Was more impressed with Gila's "assist" than the actual goal. He's bad at the actual football-type things but he's very good at improvising. I picture him as a mad scientist type in a top hat, noodling around in his workshop making robots out of baked bean tins.
18. !?! Well, that came out of nowhere. One moment they're celebrating goals, the next it's the kama sutra. (Krol is doing your favourite position, the Appreciation Of Balds.) It's extremely ( ... )
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14. ("Watch and learn, Marco. This is called 'levity'. I don't use it very often myself.")
16. Hmmm. There must be some cool nickname available for him. Will think on.
17. That's just what I was thinking of. Though as long as he keeps scoring or assisting, I don't mind too much how he does it.
19. It helps when a band has one sensible member!
21. ...Why is he obliged to hug the Chievans as well as his own team? He secretly enjoys it, I know.
22. *Points at the vast horde of Gilatic shippers*
23. XD Tight = tight-fisted = mean = cruel or unfair. "No pictures of Santana with his shirt off? How unfair." (My stream cut away from him the instant he took it off, too. Bloody straight cameramen.)
It's probably a spy he sent to put the fear of Romania into Mutu. Or just give him a neck to smell.
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19. Aw, Comotto = Andy Summers!
22. lol But aren't there really, like two? They're just very certain, and very prolific. <3
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lol Hot assistant. (Sinisa: Did you think I came to Florence empty handed? Behold my arm candy!)
Santana! ♥ And this creeper bald, I take it you like him ad that's why you keep mentioning him in every photo? :p
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(lol But the dour, commie-looking guy is his footman, equusdraco said so, and she knows her Sinisa. Will need to ask her about this mysterious fellow.)
It's Guana! He was one of Corini's bald homies at Palermo back in the day, then was part of Bologna's over-bald effort last season. He'd be lovely even with hair. :p
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