1. to get the purple people the proverbial W. Eh? "The proverbial W"? Is that a win? 2. *Puts banner through Goog* He skipped Mass to come to this match? Eh? 3. GODDAMN I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE OTHER BANNERS EITHER! THE WHOLE OF THE FIRST PART OF THIS SPAM IS A MYSTERY TO ME! 4. That's probably the Playmate in the pink cowboy hat. 5. SO GLAD ARTUR SHAVED. (Even if he is continuing his habit of weird, inappropriate faces.) 6. despite the what's suggested by that blog Cheryl loves so much, totally unwilling to yell at anyone He doesn't go bonkers WHILE he's in goal! He'll have celebrated when he got home and destroyed several walls. (Anyway, didn't you see him trying to stare down the ref when he got his yellow? Loony.) 7. Look, he's trying to make himself look fat, like Seb. He's so kind and thoughtful. 8. Is this when Mutu got fouled? XD ancient_bat and I said to each other at exactly the same time, "Look, he's congratulating the Chievo coach for telling his players to batter Mutu!" 9. Android! \o/ I didn't even realise he'd gone to Chievo. Hope his damaged chips are all right. (And, look, it's him wearing the wet white shorts instead of Vargas. Bet he wishes the roles were reversed.) 10. He ALWAYS does that waiter thing with his hand! Does it help? Is it like steering with your finger or something? 11. This bloke appears to be whispering sweet nothings in Santana's ear while pulling down his shorts. Or is it just me?
1. Yes indeed. I was annoying myself with the sports cliches, and threw the "proverbial" in to acknowledge to myself that they were out of control. Don't mind me. 2+3. lol All the banners are about the match being at an inappropriately early time, so they've had to skip mass, or are eating lunch in the stands (some curva recently brought picnics), or are expecting to have to be eating breakfast at a match the next time the schedule is redone. Capisce? 4. Awwww. She skipped Mass, too, but wore her sad excuse for a church had to the match, just to be festive. 5. ("Hmm. My penis is unusually alter right now. Interesting.") 6. Can he not find a balance? Those idiots need direction and encouragement, not some lumpy, oddly demure Pole (not the dual meanings of the word here) who won't open his damn mouth! 8. Hahaha. Hahahahaa! I love the clear implication that, of all the time Mutu threw himself on the ground, only one of them was actually a foul. <3 We're so onto you, Adrian. 10. lol "Waiter thing." Must be. Balance, maybe? I mean, he thinks it helps him balance? 11. Well, even if he's not he ought to be.
1. "The W" means a win?... People are sad. 2. Oh right. XD The picnics sound like a good idea, actually. I wonder if they have to eat all violet food? Red cabbage and aubergines and so forth. 5. (Bless him for keeping up with the crotch issues.) 6. Well, he can't speak Italian yet, can he? They're probably pretending they don't understand English. 11. Thought so.
6. I bet he can speak enough Italian to communicate in goal -- left/right/mark/you're an idiot, that sort of thing. That was probably the first thing they did when he turned up, the commie guy gave him flashcards with Important Italian to learn.
...So Boruc's saying to Gila, "You're an idiot"? That's not very nice. Maybe by now he knows how to say "You're not an idiot". That would be a good way to start a conversation.
2. *Puts banner through Goog* He skipped Mass to come to this match? Eh?
3. GODDAMN I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE OTHER BANNERS EITHER! THE WHOLE OF THE FIRST PART OF THIS SPAM IS A MYSTERY TO ME!
4. That's probably the Playmate in the pink cowboy hat.
5. SO GLAD ARTUR SHAVED. (Even if he is continuing his habit of weird, inappropriate faces.)
6. despite the what's suggested by that blog Cheryl loves so much, totally unwilling to yell at anyone He doesn't go bonkers WHILE he's in goal! He'll have celebrated when he got home and destroyed several walls. (Anyway, didn't you see him trying to stare down the ref when he got his yellow? Loony.)
7. Look, he's trying to make himself look fat, like Seb. He's so kind and thoughtful.
8. Is this when Mutu got fouled? XD ancient_bat and I said to each other at exactly the same time, "Look, he's congratulating the Chievo coach for telling his players to batter Mutu!"
9. Android! \o/ I didn't even realise he'd gone to Chievo. Hope his damaged chips are all right. (And, look, it's him wearing the wet white shorts instead of Vargas. Bet he wishes the roles were reversed.)
10. He ALWAYS does that waiter thing with his hand! Does it help? Is it like steering with your finger or something?
11. This bloke appears to be whispering sweet nothings in Santana's ear while pulling down his shorts. Or is it just me?
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2+3. lol All the banners are about the match being at an inappropriately early time, so they've had to skip mass, or are eating lunch in the stands (some curva recently brought picnics), or are expecting to have to be eating breakfast at a match the next time the schedule is redone. Capisce?
4. Awwww. She skipped Mass, too, but wore her sad excuse for a church had to the match, just to be festive.
5. ("Hmm. My penis is unusually alter right now. Interesting.")
6. Can he not find a balance? Those idiots need direction and encouragement, not some lumpy, oddly demure Pole (not the dual meanings of the word here) who won't open his damn mouth!
8. Hahaha. Hahahahaa! I love the clear implication that, of all the time Mutu threw himself on the ground, only one of them was actually a foul. <3 We're so onto you, Adrian.
10. lol "Waiter thing." Must be. Balance, maybe? I mean, he thinks it helps him balance?
11. Well, even if he's not he ought to be.
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2. Oh right. XD The picnics sound like a good idea, actually. I wonder if they have to eat all violet food? Red cabbage and aubergines and so forth.
5. (Bless him for keeping up with the crotch issues.)
6. Well, he can't speak Italian yet, can he? They're probably pretending they don't understand English.
11. Thought so.
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