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Rule #1 // Accidental Voice

Oct 29, 2009 18:06

[The communicator sputters to life; a loud groan is heard.] Jesus, Columbus, next time aim a little closer to my goddamn face, will ya? Gonna blow through a door, might as well fucking blast through everyone in the fucking way, huh? I swear, you have got one of the lousiest--

What the hell...? [The feed picks up the crunch of gravel as he picks ( Read more... )

brb temper tantrum, intro post fail, give me my gd twinkies, wtf is this shit

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voice sing_bluesilver October 30 2009, 00:59:25 UTC

Are you alright?

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 01:05:08 UTC

WHAT THE--

Okay. Lemme get this straight. I end up in some fucking wasteland, and the first words outta this thing are 'are you alright'? Now, question for you: do you think I'd be alright?

voice sing_bluesilver October 30 2009, 03:44:30 UTC

I gotta ask. Some people come here all banged up from fighting stuffs and others hit their head or get attacked by the mean puppies or big bats or that really weird off-key zombie that needs music lessons!

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 04:10:53 UTC

Wait, what about a zombie?

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foxtamer October 30 2009, 01:16:13 UTC

... I'm guessing you're a bit new here.

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 01:20:09 UTC

Wow, this place is just filled with smartasses.

voice foxtamer October 30 2009, 01:21:37 UTC

You have no idea. I'm one of them sometimes, obviously!

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 01:28:49 UTC

Oh yeah, look at you. Real, fucking impressive.

Wanna tell me what the hell's going on?

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3_hat_day October 30 2009, 02:28:39 UTC

I don't think you yelled enough, mate.

forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 04:13:38 UTC

Well I don't think I like your face.

3_hat_day October 30 2009, 06:03:53 UTC

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, butterscotch.

[Voice] lovelyscientist October 30 2009, 03:19:18 UTC

Ah, there's an explanation here if you haven't gotten one already, sir.

Welcome to Discedo? And...did you say zombies?

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 04:16:39 UTC

Yeah, yeah, someone already gave me the whole nine yards, thank you very much.

You fucking bet I said zombies.

voice lovelyscientist November 1 2009, 02:13:05 UTC

Oh, good! It makes things much easier.

Now...zombies? Do you mean here? Because you should run from those, they have this scream and... I've been wanting to examine one for awhile now, I'm really not sure how it works, but they can freeze you you see. Amazing show of adaption, I really wonder what could possibly have caused such a thing in their evolution! I might never know, but it's fun to think about, hm!

Oh, but you should avoid the zombies, yes.

[Voice] adventlead October 30 2009, 07:27:18 UTC

[Is trying to imitate zombie sounds.]